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Season 24 Preseason Schedule

Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) -> Sun Jul 31 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (0-0-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) -> Mon Aug 1 2016 10:00 PM
Yung Money (0-0-0) @ Salty Puckers (0-0-0) -> Tue Aug 2 2016 10:00 PM
Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) @ Goat Milk (0-0-0) -> Wed Aug 3 2016 9:00 PM
Salty Puckers (0-0-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) -> Thu Aug 4 2016 10:00 PM
Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) -> Sun Aug 7 2016 9:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) @ Yung Money (0-0-0) -> Sun Aug 7 2016 10:00 PM
Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) @ Yung Money (0-0-0) -> Tue Aug 9 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (0-0-0) @ Salty Puckers (0-0-0) -> Wed Aug 10 2016 10:00 PM
Steve Cheese - Tue, Jul 26, 2016 - 22:42:51

Season 24 Referees

With Season 24 quickly approaching are there any players interested in becoming referees? If you have been a referee in the past and plan on being able to help the zone by reffing a match here and there could you please respond to the roll call thread in the Forums. Thanks!
Arcadian - Wed, Jul 27, 2016 - 17:31:47

RSHL Draft Captains Needed!

Signups have been rolling trickling in, and with 55 players signed up (including people currently on rosters page) I think we're getting close to getting this show on the road.

We need captains! Without captains, there is no league. You will have the opportunity to draft and run your own team!

Please let me know if you are interested in captaincy via forum PM or by posting at the forum thread:,37637.0.html
Goldeye - Mon, Jun 20, 2016 - 16:26:12

S24 RSHL Draft Signup

We will be doing a draft for S24.

If you are a player interested in signing up for the draft, you must use the form below to register for the draft pool:
Signup form

If you are a captain, please see the HZ Talk forum thread for more information:
HZ Talk Thread
Daresay - Wed, May 4, 2016 - 22:22:46

DIRTYBIRDS - Season 23 Blackie Cup Champions

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Creasers 0 1 1 2
Dirtybirds 0 2 2 4
Total game time: 36:00

Congratulations to Dirtybirds on their victory over Creasers and going an undefeated 5-0 in the playoffs!

I'd like to extend a huge thank you to all our staff and refs, but especially Arcadian, Cubs, and NCVinyl, who reffed a huge majority of the games.

Season 24 rosters are up, please PM Daresay if you would like to set up a team, and stay tuned for more details on when the preseason will start. I hope it will be a short turnaround.

Playoff Schedule.

  • Shorthanded
  • =)

  • Creasers
  • Shorthanded
  • Dirtybirds
  • Mazer
  • Creasers
  • Dirtybirds
  • Dirtybirds
Blackie Cup 2v3
3 game series
Mazer @ Dirtybirds- Dirtybirds won series 2-0
Game 1 Scheduled for Tue Apr 26 - 10:00PM- DB wins 3-1
Game 2 Scheduled for Thu Apr 28 - 10:00PM- DB wins 3-2

Blackie Cup 1v4
3 game series
Short-Handed @ Creasers
Game 1 Scheduled for Mon May 2 - 10:00PM- SH wins 7-1
Game 2 Scheduled for Tue May 3 - 11:00PM- CR wins 6-1
Game 3 Scheduled for Tue May 10 - 11:00PM- CR wins 9-2

Blackie Cup Finals 1v2
5 game series
Dirtybirds @ Creasers
Game 1 Scheduled for Mon May 16 - 10:00PM
Game 2 Scheduled for Tue May 17 - 10:00PM
Game 3 Scheduled for Sun May 22 - 10:00PM
Game 4 Scheduled for Wed May 25 - 10:00PM
Game 5 Scheduled for Mon May 30 - 10:00PM
Steve Cheese - Fri, Apr 15, 2016 - 13:29:53

Creasers prevails

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Creasers 2 0 7 9
Short-Handed 0 1 1 2
Total game time: 36:00

Congratulations to Creasers for making the Blackie Cup finals, and doing so without their most productive regular season spaceship. Also congratulations to Short-Handed for a good season.

After the first game of this series, things did not look good for them. As in the second game, Creasers managed to field a full team for game 3. That seemed to be the difference maker in this series as the night ended with another convincing Creasers defeat of Short-Handed.

The game was pretty much dominated by Creasers except for some good play by Flew on the offensive end which led to both of SH's goals. Their first goal was set up by a nice cross goal pass from Flew to kai- for an open net goal.

Zanaz was the star of the night though contributing points on Creasers first 5 goals. His first goal was a long distance shot aimed perfectly to go right over mich in goal. All of Creasers played well, but the stats don't seem to show the impact that unsung hero Puker has had on this series. In game 3 he accumulated 3 goals and again was influential in ball possession and getting timely steals. For SH it was CMDRos who stood out playing a solid mid game and Flew with his offense.

Creasers now moves on to face Dirtybirds in the finals. Most doubt over whether they could compete without Nine should be gone by now. When showing a full roster they are averaging 7.5 goals per game in the playoffs, and DB would be wise to not overlook the offensive threat even if Zanaz, Funk E and vigi don't get the same national press coverage that Zeppelin- does.

1st star: Zanaz (2 goals, 4 assists)
2nd star: violence (He didn't face too many shots, but he made a few nice saves early in the game to stop any SH momentum)
3rd star: vigilanty (2 goals, 1 assist, both goals early in the 3rd period that were integral to CR pulling away)
Rusty Spork: mich (as good as he's been this season, you can't blame 9 goals all on the defense. there were a few that just shouldn't have gone in)

Creasers Force Game 3

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Short-Handed 1 0 0 1
Creasers 1 3 2 6
Total game time: 36:00

Per 1
Early lead for CR less than 2 mins in with a beautiful shot by Zanaz through traffic in front of the net seemingly catching SH by surprise. CR kept the pressure high taking the first 4 shots of the game and seemed to be in control until David Seaman #1 caught his own goalie Violence floating and sniped him bottom post for an own goal! Back and forth action for the rest of the period with SH maintaining an advantage in both possession and shots.

Per 2
The first 10+ minutes second period was filled with end to end action, both teams had multiple chances but failed to capitalize on any. Finally puker was able to break the tie after an intercepted outlet pass from SH goalie, m1ch, was turned into a goal. The lead was immediately increased by puker after he caught SH napping and slap shot it from mid court after CR won the ensuing face-off. Creasers continued to dominate the period with Zanaz slamming a goal in near post two minutes later.

Per 3
A scoreless but very exciting 8+ minutes opened the third period, both teams had great open net chances ruined by comical chokes. David Seaman and Funk E found themselves behind the entire SH team and finished the 2v0 with a nice goal to increase the Creaser lead to 5-1. Creasers were able to add a final goal in the final minute when Funk E scored his second of the period.

1st Star: Violence 15 saves 1 GA, kept SH offense out of the net all night
2nd Star: Zanaz 2G 1A, 4 mins of pucktime
3rd Star: Funk E 2G 1A, combined with Zanaz to dominate the ice.

Creasers will host Short-Handed in game 3 on Sunday night at 10PM. The winner will advance to face Dirtybirds in the Blackie Cup Finals.

SH Steals Home Ice

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Creasers 0 1 0 1
Short-Handed 1 4 2 7
Total game time: 36:00

Dirtybirds advance to their 12th finals appearance!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Mazer 0 2 0 2
Dirtybirds 1 1 1 3
Total game time: 36:00

maybe not really their 12th. someone know?

nana took control of the game from the get go. playing awesome on both defense and offense. he had a hat trick and lead DB in checks/steals. he get's all 3 stars tonight.

slim was flawless for mz tonight. a few bad 2v0 breaks allowed db to close the series out. wooden spoon goes to nax for letting zepp and nana get behind him twice.

dirtybirds advance to take on the winner of the SH/CR series.

Dirtybirds take game 1 of the Semi-Finals!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Dirtybirds 0 2 1 3
Mazer 0 1 0 1
Total game time: 36:00


The game started off slow. Nax would take an early DC in the game. Dickybirds couldn't capitalize cuz MZ clenched down on the D. The first period would end 0-0.

Zeppelin would score a quick goal within the first few minutes of the second period on a bad turnover by MZ. A few minutes later t$z would respond with the tying goal. Toward the end of the period Slim gifted DB a goal with a bad pass in front of his crease. DB would go up 2-1.

The game persisted until the last 2 seconds when kozzy wud slap on an empty net making the final score 3-1 DB.

first star: CNM with 90% sv
second star: zeppeling with the only legitimate goal by DB.
third star: t$z for play-making and keeping mz in the game.
wooden spoon: slim and acido

SH @ CR postponed

Creasers postpones the match against Short-Handed on Sun May 1 2016 10:00 PM. CR has 1 postponement left.
violence - Mon, Apr 25, 2016 - 23:48:51

SH @ CR postponed

The match between Creasers and Short-Handed on Mon Apr 25 2016 10:00 PM is postponed.
Steve Cheese - Sat, Apr 23, 2016 - 11:47:00

Playoffs Begin

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Short-Handed 0 3 2 5
=) 0 0 1 1
Total game time: 36:00

RSHL playoffs have begun for season 23. Things started off with an important game; a winner take all play-in match between Smile and Short-Handed.

The game started a bit rocky with a DC penalty for SH followed by a crease goal by Kor for Smile. That was pretty much all the offense Smile saw the whole night. With the score still 0-0 after 1 period, Smile decided to make some ill-fated line changes, and things turned rapidly worse for them. For SH, McVinyl started off the scoring with a shot threading between a defender and the goalie angled to the top post. From there SH never looked back. They rattled off 3 quick goals in the 2nd period.

There was a bit of wacky play in the 3rd period. After going up 4-0, SH held possession in the Smile zone and after a bit of lag, CMDRos ended up with the puck and shot it into the net. In a present presumably left behind by AKD to troll the entire zone, the module refused to acknowledge the goal, and it bounced out. For clarification, the play, not just the shot, were laggy, so the game continued without stoppage. In hindsight, the referee should probably have stopped the game to avoid the ensuing confusion. After this play the ball made it to the other end of space on the stick of m1ch. He let off a droppass for his teamates. Apparently CMDros was too flustered by the previous play to notice, and he sat idly nearby while the ball floated slowly into SH's own net. That was the extent of Smile's scoring.

SH will progress in the playoffs to play Creasers. There are rumblings around the league that Creasers are in trouble since Nine was been seen in quite a while. There are other theories that Nine is hiding, lurking, just waiting for SH to feel comfortable, and that he will appear on game day to score 10 against them. Until then, congratulations to SH on their win.

1st star: Flew (This would have been m1ch or cmdros, but what can you do when a goalie ruins his own shutout and the other guy afks to allow it.)
2nd star: cmdros (1 goal, 2 assists, good defensive presence with kula being on mental vacation)
3rd star: m1ch (near shutout, faced 10 enemy shots and 1 shot of his own)
Rusty Spork: kula, cmdros (not mentioned in the actual report, kula starred in this game with some clumsy defensive play)

ITF gets another trophy

Interference 1
Empire 0
Total game time: 0:00

Interference wins by forfeit. Congrats on the "Alastria Cup".

HZ must continue until someone can defeat ITF.

SH prevails

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Short-Handed 2 1 4 7
=) 1 2 1 4
Total game time: 36:00

With a win tonight, Short-Handed has locked up the important home ice advantage the 1 game first round playoff match. That game will be a rematch of the one last night.

SH started off the scoring, but the game remained close as the teams traded goals up to a score of 3-3. After the second Smile goal, SH pulled their goalie, m1ch, and replaced him with 2pacZ in a surprise move. It didn't seem to work since 3 minutes later Smile took it's only lead of the night. 2pacZ would eventually settle in and complete his first ever RSHL victory.

After going up 3-2, Smile completed the game with a 1-5 scoring deficit. That one goal came on the second of back to back minor penalty shots. The first one was taken by Asshole who might have scored but seemed stunned by the 2pacZ fake afk. Memorize netted the 2nd penalty shot with a semi-fade weasel shot over the top of the goalie.

1st star: Flew (3 goals)
2nd star: chrono (2 goals, 1 assist, kept Smile in the game for a while)
3rd star: Almalexia (2 goals)
Rusty Spork(s): CMDRos and Almalexia (bad delay of game penalty leading to 2nd penalty shot)

Roster Lock

S23 Rosters will be locked on March 30th, at 11:59:59 PM EST.

Make sure you are on the team you want to be on for the playoffs before then.

Daresay - Tue, Mar 15, 2016 - 21:12:37

Conclusion of the Regular Season

Mazer (6-5-0) @ Creasers (11-1-0) -> Tue Apr 5 2016 11:00 PM rescheduled to Apr 13.
Interference (5-5-0) @ Mazer (6-5-0) -> Wed Apr 6 2016 10:00 PM
Interference (5-5-0) @ Short-Handed (8-3-0) -> Thu Apr 7 2016 10:00 PM
postponed to Apr 10
Dirtybirds (8-4-0) @ Creasers (11-1-0) -> Sun Apr 10 2016 10:00 PM
Interference (5-6-0) @ Short-Handed (8-4-0) -> Sun Apr 10 2016 11:00 PM rescheduled from Apr 7
=) (6-4-0) @ Mazer (6-5-0) -> Mon Apr 11 2016 10:00 PM
Mazer (6-5-0) @ Creasers (11-1-0) -> Wed Apr 13 2016 9:00 PM rescheduled from Apr 5
=) (6-4-0) @ Short-Handed (8-3-0) -> Thu Apr 14 2016 10:00 PM
Empire (2-11-0) @ Interference (6-7-0) -> Mon Apr 18 2016 10:00 PM rescheduled from Apr 13
Steve Cheese - Sat, Mar 26, 2016 - 23:35:20

MZ locks 3rd seeding

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Creasers 0 1 1 2
Mazer 6 2 2 10
Total game time: 36:00

Grats mazer for locking up the third seed.

MZ will face Dirtybirds in the first round of the playoffs!

ITF helps shake up the playoff hunt

1st 2nd 3rd 1st OT Final
Short-Handed 2 1 1 0 4
Interference 2 1 1 1 5
Total game time: 36:13

This one was pretty evenly matched. ITF scored some goals, then SH. Then some more goals were scored and we went to OT.

Actually buckcat had to tie this one up with just over a few minutes left to force that overtime. I believe it was on a solo sweep to the top post.

Mace23 long distanced the winning overtime goal over mich's goalieship for the win (13 seconds into OT). This leaves SH on the outside looking in for the 3rd playoff spot that would grant them a 1st round bye. They have an upcoming match against =) where a win would place them higher in the standings, but if Mazer wins out, SH would still end up in 4th place.

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