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The Conclusion of the Regular Season

Viop's Playmakers (2-2-0) @ Salty Puckers (1-1-0) -> Sun Oct 9 2016 9:00 PMS
Chicks With Sticks (1-3-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (2-2-0) -> Tue Oct 11 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (8-1-0) @ Yung Money (6-2-0) -> Wed Oct 12 2016 10:00 PM
Chicks With Sticks (2-7-0) @ UNDERSTAND (1-7-0) -> Thu Oct 13 2016 10:00 PM
Salty Puckers (4-3-0) @ Yung Money (6-2-0) -> Sun Oct 16 2016 9:00 PM
Viop's Playmakers (3-4-0) @ Goat Milk (8-1-0) -> Sun Oct 16 2016 10:00 PM
Salty Puckers (4-3-0) @ Goat Milk (8-1-0) -> Mon Oct 17 2016 10:00 PM
Yung Money (6-2-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (3-4-0) -> Tue Oct 18 2016 10:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (0-4-0) @ Salty Puckers (1-1-0) -> Tue Oct 18 2016 11:00 PM
Chicks With Sticks (2-7-0) @ Yung Money (6-2-0) -> Thu Oct 20 2016 10:00 PM

Yung Money (6-2-0) @ Salty Puckers (4-3-0) -> Sun Oct 23 2016 10:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (1-7-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (3-4-0) -> Mon Oct 24 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (8-1-0) @ Salty Puckers (4-3-0) -> Mon Oct 24 2016 11:00 PM
Salty Puckers (4-3-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (2-7-0) -> Tue Oct 25 2016 10:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (1-7-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (2-7-0) -> Thu Oct 27 2016 10:00 PM
Salty Puckers (4-3-0) @ UNDERSTAND (1-7-0) -> Sun Oct 30 2016 11:00 PM
Viop's Playmakers (3-4-0) @ Yung Money (6-2-0) -> Mon Oct 31 2016 10:00 PM

(Updated 10/23)
Steve Cheese - Wed, Aug 17, 2016 - 19:12:43

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Salty Puckers 9 2 3 14
Total game time: 36:00

Game Summary
1st period
0:29 Salty Puckers goal by Mace23
2:04 Salty Puckers goal by Mace23 Assists: Phil Holes, cocain
2:04 Penalty on cocain (Salty Puckers). 2:00 for ALR First Spawn.
2:14 Salty Puckers goal by buck cat Assists: Mace23, Phil Holes
2:20 Salty Puckers goal by buck cat
3:24 UNDERSTAND goal by Slartibartfast Assists: Abvolt
3:24 Penalty over: cocain
5:59 Salty Puckers goal by Phil Holes Assists: Mace23, wiibimbo
6:16 UNDERSTAND goal by Abvolt Assists: SuperSaiyan
6:59 UNDERSTAND goal by Slartibartfast Assists: idkidc1233, Nax
8:06 Salty Puckers goal by wiibimbo Assists: buck cat, Phil Holes
8:33 Salty Puckers goal by cocain
10:09 Penalty on Slartibartfast (UNDERSTAND). 5:00 for First BDC.
10:09 Salty Puckers goal by cocain (off own-goal)
11:43 Salty Puckers goal by Phil Holes Assists: Mace23
2nd period
1:56 Salty Puckers goal by Sydor Assists: buck cat, jalrix
3:09 Penalty over: Slartibartfast
6:51 Salty Puckers goal by buck cat Assists: jalrix
10:59 UNDERSTAND goal by Abvolt
3rd period
0:16 UNDERSTAND goal by Abvolt Assists: SuperSaiyan, Slartibartfast
1:27 Salty Puckers goal by jalrix Assists: Mace23, wiibimbo
4:09 UNDERSTAND goal by Slartibartfast Assists: Abvolt, Nax
7:51 Salty Puckers goal by buck cat Assists: wiibimbo, jalrix
8:31 UNDERSTAND goal by Slartibartfast Assists: Abvolt, idkidc1233
10:26 UNDERSTAND goal by Slartibartfast Assists: SuperSaiyan, Nax
11:58 Salty Puckers goal by buck cat Assists: Mace23

Viop's Korner over Chicks with Hockey Sticks!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Viop's Playmakers 2 2 7 11
Chicks With Sticks 2 0 4 6
Total game time: 36:00

The highly anticipated debut of African Panda back with his bud, Zeppelin-, on Team Viop. I caught up with Mr. Zeppelin- himself before the game;

SuperDan> are you happy to have new shitheel african panda back on your side?

Zeppelin-> hahahah
Zeppelin-> always
Zeppelin-> but im not happy he has taken title of #1 hz heel away from me

This game would have some good back and forth action until things get out of hand later on in the game. This game had many penalties, and multiple penalty shots to end the game.

The first period would start off with some quick action but Funk E would be caught in the Crease defending for a penalty. CWS would put pressure on and eventually score right as Funk exited the box to put them up 1-0 with Pity busting through the defense and sniping a shot.

violence> how this streakink levi jus come from nowhere

The lead would only be held onto for a few minutes as newly acquired African Panda would find the back of the net to tie it up. He would later feed his bff Zeppelin- to put up his team 2-1. AP maybe getting too excited would be caught dabbing in his own goalies crease and be called for DC with a minute remaining the period. Old man Doobie, not a fan of this dabbing stuff, would score 17 seconds later to cash in on the PP and the period would end 2-2.

Second period would be a tad more one sided in favor of BSK. CWS only managed 6 shots this period while Zeppelin- tallied 6 just by himself. He and Vigilanty would both tally a goal this period to finish the period up 4-2 for Team Viop.

It was overheard on the benches that AP was thinking this 2nd period lineup was their teams new top line as things seemed to be rolling. Flew seemed to take offense to this as he laced up his skates extra tight and hopped over the boards to enter the game for the 3rd period while Zepp and AP took a breather.

This is where the game would take a strange turn. However, the start of the period would show CWS perseverance as Doobie would feed Zanaz the puck for a nice snipe and then Zanaz would repay Doobie with a feed for his own goal to tie the game up at 4-4, despite Ku1a receiving a spawn penalty in the middle of that.

The middle of the period during a 5 minute straight, Team Flew would go into wrecking ball mode and regain their lead and take control of the game. It seemed quicker, but over roughly a 5 minute spam, Flew would tally 5 points, 4 goals and an assist. CMDROS would also sneak through the defender and tally a goal for himself as well.

With under a minute left in the game, some chaos ensued with some penalty shots being handed out for both teams. First and Second spawn killing penalties were enforced and MiPs and MaPs were handed out. Zanaz would score twice for CWS and CMDROS would put another in as well. Big wade would end the scoring for the night with a goal at 11:40 to seal the deal for Team Viop, 11-6.

AfrIcAn PaNdA> i think viop likes me noww
AfrIcAn PaNdA> oh zep left

Busy week for Viop's Playmakirs

There's been a trade, and a waiver pickup.
Viop's Playmakirs receives: African Panda
Yung Money receives: Bopmem2, King-

And, via waivers, Viop's Playmakirs adds: V-Flex
Goldeye - Sun, Oct 9, 2016 - 5:04:40

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Goldeye - Sat, Sep 24, 2016 - 1:40:53

Another Trade!

Goat Milk receives: JDMSpooN
UNDERSTAND receives: Fur of Fur, idkidc1233
Goldeye - Sun, Oct 2, 2016 - 12:45:33

Another Blockbuster!

Yung Money receives: Image, Zayb
Goat Milk receives: David Seaman #1, Jumper, Tjian
Goldeye - Tue, Sep 27, 2016 - 22:43:58

CWS / SAP Trade

Chicks With Sticks has traded buck cat for Salty Puckers' IGGY and pity.
Exciting times!
Goldeye - Mon, Sep 26, 2016 - 1:33:20

Salty Puckers pull it out.

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Viop's Playmakers 2 1 0 3
Salty Puckers 2 0 3 5
Total game time: 36:00

Game started out real quick when Mr. Zeppelin- would score roughly 30 seconds in to the match up with a feed from BigWade. Team Viop would continue to control the first half of the period as Zeppelin- would tally on his second goal of the night fed by Violence to make it 2-0. Salty Puckers wouldn't go down without a fight as they would score the last 2 goals of the period to even it up. Jalrix and Cocain would get their team on the board to end the first period tied.

Second period would start like the first with Zeppelin- scoring 22 seconds in fed by BigWade. There would be chances back and forth but both goalies were on top of it. It could be heard under Zyzz's helmet that he was listening Welcome to the Jungle on repeat so he was able to get in the zone.

Thrid period would start out as quick as Team Viop was protecting its 1 goal lead. Close to the midway point there would be a cluster in front of the Team Viop's crease and Wiibimbo would find the lose puck to tie up the game. I believe there was contact with Zyzz who would have to go the rest of the game without his tune on blast. He was clearly rattled afterwards but some poor defense would see Cocain and Mace23 get behind them for a 2v0 and score the go ahead and eventual GWG. Jalrix would add one more goal late by cherry picking for a breakaway despite his team barely holding off the on slaught in front of his own net.

After the game I caught up with teen heart throb, African Panda.

(Apparently logs don't save)

Anyways, when asked about his man crush Mr. Zeppelin- about his performance tonight he responded with,

He should definately ask for a trade!

When asked about if he's heard any rumors about Thrill's next 4 hour vlog subject behind about himself he said,

I can only hope so!

But considering AP refused to add me to scrimmage, I don't see Thrill this video any time soon personally, at least if I can help it.

This win puts Salty Puckers to .500 at 3-3 and Team Viop falls to 3-4 on the season.

Week 4 Waivers

GLYDE goes to Viop's Playmakirs via the pick traded to from Antsy.

Current waiver order -- tiebreakers not considered.
Salty Puckers / Chicks with Sticks (0)
Goat Milk / Viop's Playmakirs (+4)
Yung Money (+6)
Goldeye - Fri, Sep 23, 2016 - 17:07:13

UND couldn't hold on to the lead!

1st 2nd 3rd 1st OT Final
Yung Money 2 2 4 1 9
UNDERSTAND 3 3 2 0 8
Total game time: 36:34


>UND managed to keep the game close even without their starting goalie m1ch available. The game for the most part was backup g against backup g with bm2 only logging 1 period of IT. (3 sv's 3 ga's)

>Troydan showed up and had a hat-trick

>UND was up 3 goals with half the 3rd period left. They didn't play to win towards the end and eventually let the game slip. Thrill was calling for keep away with 4 minutes left (UND up by 2) but they didn't go with that strategy and tried keeping the pressure on. This led to some odd man rushes where AP was able to capitalize on and send the game into OT.

>In OT a costly turnover by kai led to a 2v0 ending the game under a minute.


Two trades have occurred:
Chicks with Sticks receives:Zanaz
Viop's Playmakirs receives:Funk E

UNDERSTAND receives:Abvolt, Supersaiyan
Viop's Playmakirs receives:Halls, UND waiver pick
Goldeye - Sat, Sep 17, 2016 - 18:16:03

GOM over YM

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Yung Money 1 0 0 1
Goat Milk 0 2 1 3
Total game time: 36:00


>The game wasn't nearly as close as the score suggests.

>GOM had way more pt and shot opportunities and controlled the mid-field the majority of the game.

>Bm2 had a decent game but was gifted 4 ez saves from leafy. but he also let in a few weak goals which is typical of his game. bm2 also took out the line that gave him the lead in the first period which resulted in chemistry problems and the eventual loss of the game.

>wooden-spoon goes to acido

Slow start but strong finish for GOM.

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Goat Milk 3 1 6 10
Total game time: 36:00


>Leafy missed 16 opportunities.

>m1ch took on 40 shots this game. (30 saves)

>UND only managed to get about 2 shots avg per period.

>JDMspoon continues to be an all-star. Leading UND in points with 13.

>After this game Thrill leads the league in goals scored (11) and his partner, Lawn Dwarf, leads the league in assists (14)

>m1ch has a crazy 144 saves this season. next person down has 50. even tho his save % is a little below his normal (he has faced nearly 200 shots) not to mention he hasn't had a reliable defense to play with.

Antsy might need to make some moves and retool his team to prevent dropping out of the playoff race. He is on the hot seat this week and the GM may look to fire him this off-season if his team keeps under-performing. I'm rooting for UND to pull up some more upsets this year and be the competitive team antsy knows they can. (i retracted my earlier statement because i realized it looked like i was calling out antsy's captaining abilities in a harsh way. that was not my intent.) #UNDLIVESMATTER

Week 3 Waivers

Yung Money gets: Tjian

Waiver standings:
Salty Puckers: 0
Chicks with Sticks: +1
Goat Milk: +2
Viop's Playmakirs: +4
Yung Money: +5
Goldeye - Fri, Sep 9, 2016 - 16:27:44


1st 2nd 3rd Final
Goat Milk 2 1 1 4
VIOP 0 1 1 2
Total game time: 36:00


>DAN was on fire tonight. 20 saves 2 goals allowed. (1 itf goal)

>Viop's offense looked better with zeppelin off the ice. Potential trade coming up?

>Zyzz was solid in net for viop. But that means violence is out playing WB. and i don't think he's been good in wb for a long long time. (4 years?)

>LD gets 4 points. 2 goals 2 assists.

>Cmdros played well in mid again. Looks like he's moving back to spider to compete for best mid award against david seaman. Seaman heard of the news and hit the gym again. Last recorded bench press was 115 lbs. Seaman's hoping to hit 130 by the end of summer. Good luck.

1st star Dan
2nd star LD
3rd star CMDRos

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