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Short-Handed comes up short handed!
1st 2nd 3rd 1st OT Final
Short-Handed 1 2 4 0 7
Baby Seal Killers 0 5 2 1 8
Total game time: 36:30

1st period
5:11 Short-Handed goal by KoR Assists: Navee, memorize
2nd period
0:20 Baby Seal Killers goal by lysdexia Assists: AfrIcAn PaNdA
3:40 Baby Seal Killers goal by Zeppelin- Assists: AfrIcAn PaNdA, lysdexia
4:24 Short-Handed goal by Kula Shaker Assists: KoR, meretrix
4:51 Short-Handed goal by memorize Assists: Kula Shaker
5:45 Baby Seal Killers goal by Zeppelin- Assists: lysdexia
6:43 Baby Seal Killers goal by AfrIcAn PaNdA Assists: AFRI
8:43 Penalty on memorize (Short-Handed). 2:00 for 1st spawnkill.
9:27 Baby Seal Killers goal by lysdexia
9:27 Penalty over: memorize
3rd period
1:15 Short-Handed goal by KoR Assists: Kula Shaker, memorize
4:05 Baby Seal Killers goal by AfrIcAn PaNdA Assists: d money, Cubs
4:41 Baby Seal Killers goal by yoinkie Assists: AfrIcAn PaNdA, Zeppelin-
7:49 Short-Handed goal by Cookiewolf Assists: KoR, meretrix
8:17 Short-Handed goal by Cookiewolf Assists: memorize, KoR
11:55 Short-Handed goal by Cookiewolf Assists: memorize, KoR
4th period
0:30 Baby Seal Killers goal by AfrIcAn PaNdA Assists: d money, Zeppelin-


This game had some domineering calls by the refs this game. All in favor of axing the fat pink thing+? <(0.0<)

KoR sKoRed the first goal of the game. There was much debate between the 2 functionaries on that one.

Baby Seal Killers used the club on Short-Handed in the second period, but memorize was unaffected as he showed an exceptionally impressive display of bestial-like patience when he glided past everyone to the bottom corner of the goal, and then shot topside. The apogee of the game, however, was memorize’s ignominious murder of poor AFRI to the third degree! memorize’s temporary moment of triumph was truncated as he was escorted to the box of shame!

Short-Handed spiked Baby Seal Killers’ club soda in the third period, with Mr. Sugarkanine scoring an impressive 3 goals in a row(boat), gliding the game into overtime. It was quite an eyesome display.

Short-Handed’s comeback was ephemeral however, as PaNdA shot the puck right between the goalie’s short hands. It was a very melancholy time for

Kirby’s Super Stars:
Blue Star: ex-veggie monster
Green Star: Stairway to Heaven
Red Star: kungFU PaNdA
Come for the laughs, stay for the SCRIM
1st 2nd 3rd Final
Haterade 4 6 3 13
Empire 1 2 6 9
Total game time: 36:00

Game highlights: There was pub running before the game and scrim running for quite some time afterward!

Even if you aren't interested in these preseason games, they are definitely worth the cost of admission if you love spaceship hockey. The pregame festivities allow fans to participate in actually hockey games in the public arena!!! What about post-game you ask? Drunken scrim for all! Anyone who wanted to play got a chance.

As for the game itself, come watch the antics of the dw0's and akd's of the zone. Dw0 apparently forgot that he wasN'T playing mid defense this game and frequently got caught at the blue line as goalieship for an easy enemy goal. Statpad empty goal scorers (that I can remember) are as follows:

Image (bluegoku)
Arty Party (Astros)
JDMSpoon (jdmspoon)

Feel free to call these people out when you next see them. Artos went as far as to score on a goalieless Empire after his own team had pulled back on open nets after a goalie lagout. Janky, was flying in from the sideline to take up the position. Racing in, he used all of his energy just to get there, and just to have Artos lob the ball over his ship which had no energy left to even attempt a save. It's even been rumored that this happened during a point in the game where Haterade had decided the next goal should be scored by sm*SF*. Artos has been known to steal these kind of goals.

Akd had a hat trick this game, 2 clean goals and 1 own goal. Boogieman was stunned.

Underpowered lanc or Boogieman?
Haterade's defense held strong against the Empire attack in the first 2 periods, holding them to 3 goals. In the 3rd, Empire started moving the ball well and Haterade relaxed just a bit on defense. A Boogieman that had previously looked strong immediately became a seive, and even had a worse Save/GoalAgainst ratio for the period than dw0 had for the whole game.

Hattricks this game (without empty net goals) go to:
j.jagr
SuperSaiyan

1st star: t$z (2 goals, 6 assists)
2nd star: SuperSaiyan (4 goals)
3rd star: akd
Rusty Spork: Artos (goalie lagout goal)
Next Week of Preseason Games
Empire (0-1-0) @ Haterade (1-0-0) -> Tue Mar 3 2015 10:00 PM
Baby Seal Killers (0-1-0) @ Short-Handed (1-0-0) -> Wed Mar 4 2015 10:00 PM
Creasers (0-0-1) @ Revolution (1-0-0) -> Thu Mar 5 2015 9:00 PM
Interference (0-1-0) @ Dirtybirds (0-0-1) -> Thu Mar 5 2015 10:00 PM

Mazer left out of the action for lack of posted avails.
Defending chumps
1st 2nd 3rd Final
Revolution 5 3 3 11
Interference 1 1 3 5
Total game time: 36:00

In their first game back since winning the Blackie Cup, ITF showed just how much they might miss Linix this season if he doesn't show up soon. Revolution took advantage of NTS sm*sf early in the game, and never looked back.

The first goal was scored within the first 30 seconds of the game by kai-. Minutes later smsf lagged out of the game and ITF was left without a goalie. In non-mazer fashion, jalrix showed his morals and passed up an empty net goal. This was to be followed by an own goal by kai- in an attempt to stop play. However, the referee called the goal clean citing league rules, a call which was not welcomed by the rshl population. In an attempt to even the score, bopmem and fur of fur fought over who could get the next own goal, a battle which was surprisingly won by fur of fur. The rest was up to RV who very quickly netted 2 more clean goals (jalrix and kai-). To end the period, Flew put in his first goal of the season as well. 5-1 RV.

The 2nd period was also dominated by RV. ITF just couldn't find a way to get the ball past Iggy. When they did get shots, Iggy had position on them and/or the angles were rusty and pointed too much toward mid-net. The next goals were: cocain, cocain, flew. I thought it was the 6th goal, but apparently it was the 8th (for some reason my ?logbuffer didn't work) when cocain threaded a vertical pass between 2 ITF defender to Flew with a slapshot pass. It's the best pass for an assist that I've seen all season! Toward the end of the period, Troydan put ITF's first self-made goal on the scoresheet.
*Special note: somewhere in this period the ref missed a spawnkill by rookie 2pacZ on buck cat. He is deeply sorry for this overlook.

In the 3rd period Mace23 showed up allowing Tjian to take over in goal for smsf and add some threat to the offense. This period was more evenly matched, but also saw the game's first penalties. Fake rookie Fuxuova started the scoring for RV with his first goal. This was followed shortly by a fur of fur goal for ITF. Then the penalties came! An already warned Fuxuova in a complete disregard for the rules, shot Tjian in the crease for the first penalty. A few seconds later Bopmem2 jumped the faceoff which bucky then won, resulting in a penalty for itf. Neither penalty would be served for its duration as both teams were able to score within seconds. The game ended with some more scoring and an 11-5 total in favor of RV.

Game notes:
kai- lead all scorers with 4 goals +1 own goal.
Latecomer Mace23 was ITFs highest in RPM.
RV played 9 different roster-ed players - tied for most so far.
Despite an 11-5 score, both teams had the same number of shots on goal.

1st star: kai- (4 goals, 1 assist)
2nd star: IGGY (102.6 rating as goalie, 26 saves, would have been 1st star if not for the 3rd period)
3rd star: Flew (2 goals, 5 assists)
Rusty spork: Linix and the ITF offense


The Big Show new Wrestlemania champ ... I mean No Show
Final
Dirtybirds 0
Creasers 0
Total game time: 0:00

I can't remember the last time I reffed a Creasers games with 6 actual spaceships. DB's excuse was that we haven't switched servers yet, but even if they didn't lag, they only showed 3 people.

I know Violence has been campaigning for recruits, so I don't want to offend here... but we need to find ways to make sure no-shows like this don't happen in the future. As we try to introduce more rookies to the league it certainly doesn't help our cause.

FILL UP THOSE ROSTERS! Better luck next time teams.

First Star: Trick-
Second Star: Trick-
Third Star: Trick-

If you are wondering, Trick- was the only one from either team to actually make it to the RSHL arena.
Beginnings
1st 2nd 3rd Final
Empire 2 1 3 6
Short-Handed 5 2 6 13
Total game time: 36:00

"3 billion human lives ended on September 22, 2014. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgement Day!"

Yet we lived on and thus begins another RSHL season. "The HZ is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air."

Season 22 preseason began with 2 of the leagues top 10 teams, Empire and Short Handed, going head to head.
"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, SH and EMP, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Blackie upon a troubled brow. It is I, their chronicler, who alone can tell thee of their saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!"

This match started out close with both teams getting 2 or 3 goals each. From the beginning there were lag issues (which will hopefully be solved soon with the new server) that kept the game at 5v5 instead of 6v6.
"Come on, boys! The way you're lolly-gaggin' around here with them bullets and them droppasses, you'd think it was 350ms. It can't be more than 314."
It was at this point, late in the 1st period, when Kor went on rampage. He quickly turned a 3-2 close game into a 6-2 game by the first intermission.
The rest of this game can be summarized by saying Kor scored a bunches of goals, SH committed some penalties, and the game ended 13-6 with all of Empire's goals coming from 07 and Janky.

Notable moments: Rookie Almalexia scored 2 goals in her first RSHL game. Kula Shaker, spent two minutes thinking deeply about his crimes and shortcomings. CookingWolf had a goal stripped by call of ?g cr that was taken near the blue line after Memorize jumped on the faceoff.

Empire was beaten, but don't count them out.
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first preseason game at hz rshl, then you are the sucker."

First Star: Kor (8 goals or so)
Second Star: Janky (3 goals, 3 assists)
Third Star: Almalexia (2 rookie goals)

RSHL LIVES! If you haven't joined a team yet, DO IT! Fill up those rosters!

-I LOVE YOU ALL, Cubs
Added another game to preseason schedule
Creasers (0-0-0) @ Dirtybirds (0-0-0) -> Thu Feb 26 2015 9:00 PM

Preaseason Opening Schedule
Short-Handed (0-0-0) @ Empire (0-0-0) -> Wed Feb 25 2015 9:00 PM
Baby Seal Killers (0-0-0) @ Haterade (0-0-0) -> Wed Feb 25 2015 10:00 PM
Interference (0-0-0) @ Revolution (0-0-0) -> Thu Feb 26 2015 10:00 PM


I scheduled games for the teams whose captains have turned in their available times. If your team is not on the list, please nag your captains about getting your available times posted.
RSHL Season 22
The rosters of the teams are up to join for the pre-season. Pre-season will start early February. If anyone is looking to help out with the season in any way, be it schedule, ref, or whatever else you can think of, please Forum Message SuperDan.

If anyone is planning on making a team, or a captain decides to bring back their team that initially said they weren't, same deal, PM me and we will discuss.

Sorry for the delay over the holidays.
The Abusement Park finally wins Cashpuck!
1st 2nd 3rd Final
The Abusement Park 2 3 4 9
Puttin' on the Foil 1 3 1 5
Total game time: 36:00

Congrats to 10pb for his first cashpuck championship. I believe this was his teams 3rd time in the finals and first time pulling through with the victory.

The game would be back and forth for a good amount of the game. It was in the last period that TAP would come out as the stronger team and start to pull away and stay ahead to capture the win.

Congrats.
Cashpuck Playoffs
The final standings for cashpuck are:

1. PTF
2. TAP
3. TURD
4. HD
5. VS
6. AG



QUARTER FINALS!!
3v6
Sunday, December 14 - Arnk and the Gang @ Turd Sandwich - 10 PM

4v5
Monday, December 15 - Victorious Secret @ Huge Dekes - 10 PM


SEMI FINALS!!
Tuesday, December 16 - Winner(HD/VS) @ Puttin' on the Foil - 10 PM

Wednesday, December 17 - Arnk and the Gang @ The Abusement Park - 10 PM


FINALS!!
Thursday, December 18 - TBD
Cashpuck Week 4
Sunday December 7
The Abusement Park @ Victorious Secret - 9 PM
Puttin' on the Foil @ Huge Dekes - 10 PM

Monday December 8
Arnk n the Gang vs. Huge Dekes - 9 PM

Tuesday December 9
Turd Sandwish vs. Victorious Secret - 9 PM

Wednesday December 10
The Abusement Park vs. Puttin on the Foil - 9 PM

Thuesday December 11
Turd Sandwich vs. Arnk n the Gang - 9 PM
Puttin' on the Foil vs. Victorious Secret - 10 PM
Cashpuck Week 3
No Sunday games. If if 2 teams want to play eachother then, feel free to let me know, but I shouldn't be around to help ref it :-(.

Huge Dekes (1-2-0) @ Turd Sandwich (1-1-0) -> Mon Dec 1 2014 9:00 PM
Victorious Secret (1-1-0) @ Arnk and the Gang (0-2-0) -> Mon Dec 1 2014 10:00 PM
Arnk and the Gang (0-2-0) @ The Abusement Park (3-0-0) -> Tue Dec 2 2014 9:00 PM
Puttin' on the Foil (1-1-0) @ Turd Sandwich (1-1-0) -> Wed Dec 3 2014 10:00 PM
The Abusement Park (3-0-0) @ Victorious Secret (1-1-0) -> Thu Dec 4 2014 9:00 PM
Puttin' on the Foil (1-1-0) @ Huge Dekes (1-2-0) -> Thu Dec 4 2014 10:00 PM

Feel free to switch around times or whatever you guys want, let me know.
Cashpuck Week 2
I wanted to do 2 games per team this week, but Turkey day is upon us this week.. and since I dont know how to delete games, instead of mashing postpone a bunch I just crunched everything into the few days beforehand. I sent captains out a message earlier and haven't heard anything back, but capts feel free to let me know if this wont work and we'll work it out :)

Arnk and the Gang (0-1-0) @ Turd Sandwich (0-1-0) -> Sun Nov 23 2014 9:00 PM
Victorious Secret (1-0-0) @ Huge Dekes (0-1-0) -> Sun Nov 23 2014 10:00 PM
The Abusement Park (1-0-0) @ Huge Dekes (0-1-0) -> Mon Nov 24 2014 9:00 PM
The Abusement Park (1-0-0) @ Puttin' on the Foil (1-0-0) -> Mon Nov 24 2014 10:00 PM
Victorious Secret (1-0-0) @ Arnk and the Gang (0-1-0) -> Tue Nov 25 2014 9:00 PM
Puttin' on the Foil (1-0-0) @ Turd Sandwich (0-1-0) -> Tue Nov 25 2014 10:00 PM *Postponed*

And yes I'm aware about the VS/HD rematch so early.. just happened to go that way.
PTF @ TURD postponed
The match between Turd Sandwich and Puttin' on the Foil on Tue Nov 25 2014 10:00 PM is postponed.
Dekes redeem over Secret
1st 2nd 3rd Final
Huge Dekes 2 5 6 13
Victorious Secret 1 2 2 5
Total game time: 36:00

Huge Dekes would come back after their loss to VS with a win over them a week later. They would not do it without some help and some of their own team coming late.

Dragonwing0 would take over net letting Ephermal out of the crease this game. HD would get off to a good start but VS would roar back at the end of the first and into the second period. There would be in the lead but that would be it. HD would take over from there and take command of the game. Banansquadron coming in late certainly helps.

Thanks to those that showed up to NTS and help out to have this game played on even terms. Thanks to Zepp for speccing and re-entering as the opposing team would have lag issues to even the playing field of the on ice advantages.
Sammich lays a Turd on the Arnkles.
1st 2nd 3rd Final
Turd Sandwich 5 1 2 8
Arnk and the Gang 1 4 2 7
Total game time: 36:00

Arnk and the Gang would give the Turds a 5-1 cushion lead after the first period. Leafy and Nine would enter the second period to get things back on track with the help of Lilwade.

It would prove to be too much to overcome, even with a goal from the lead singer, Arnk to tie it. Gold would put in a late goal to seal it for Turd Sammich.
Two Own Goal leads to VS Victory!
1st 2nd 3rd Final
Victorious Secret 1 1 3 6
Huge Dekes 1 3 1 5
Total game time: 36:00

The game started off normal. First goal followed by a server crash. VS would take the early lead 2-1 going into the second.

This is where Huge Dekes would make their presence known. Kula would BDC and have HD play shorthanded. Their plan worked and they would score 3 short handed goals while VS would not score until penalty was over late in the period to make the score 4-3 HD.

Third period would let VS get back in it. They would outscore HD 3-1 with 2 own goals from HD allowing them to get the victory. I personally missed some of this period as my power went out for a bit. Thanks to Bucky for stepping up and taking over for a few while everything rebooted on my end.
The Abusement Park abuses Turd Sammich
1st 2nd 3rd Final
10 pavel bure 4 4 7 15
dragonwing0 2 3 0 5
Total game time: 34:52

The first 3 minutes of the game team Dragonwing0 would be looking swell, going up 2-0 vs TAB. But even with their NTS Zeppelin, that would be their only lead of the game. Choke Artist would get TAB on the board to be within 1. Bucky would follow that up with a first period hat trick to put his team up 4-2 after the first.

The longer the game went on, the more TAB started meshing together. Bucky would end up with 6 goals and the only other person on his team to not gain any assists. Choke Artist 4 goals 4 assists and even Cocain with 3g 3a. Game would end up being a mercy with just under 2 minutes left in the third.
Puttin on the Foil gains much respect
1st 2nd 3rd Final
Cookiewolf 2 2 5 9
SuperDan 1 3 1 5
Total game time: 36:00

PotF with their fearless leader would prove to be too much to handle for Arnk and the Gang.c The score would be tied 4-4 going into the third period but thats what the Foiler's were waiting for. They would explode for another 5 goals in the period to take home the victory.

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