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Creasers (0-0-0) @ Goat Milk (0-0-0) -> Thu Sep 14 2017 10:00 PM *change*
The Cereal Killers (0-0-0) @ Geriatric Puck (0-0-0) -> Sun Sep 17 2017 10:00 PM
Blades (0-0-0) @ Szechuan Sauce (0-0-0) -> Mon Sep 18 2017 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (0-0-0) @ The Cereal Killers (0-0-0) -> Mon Sep 18 2017 11:00 PM
Creasers (0-0-0) @ Royal Road Runners (0-0-0) -> Tue Sep 19 2017 10:00 PM - Reschedule

Goat Milk (0-0-0) @ Szechuan Sauce (0-0-0) -> Wed Sep 20 2017 9:00 PM
Geriatric Puck (0-0-0) @ Heelcity Steamrollers (0-0-0) -> Thu Sep 21 2017 9:00 PM
Royal Road Runners (0-2-0) @ Blades (0-2-0) -> Sun Sep 24 2017 10:00 PM
Geriatric Puck (1-1-0) @ Blades (0-2-0) -> Mon Sep 25 2017 10:00 PM
Szechuan Sauce (1-1-0) @ The Cereal Killers (2-1-0) -> Tue Sep 26 2017 10:00 PM
Heelcity Steamrollers (2-0-0) @ Creasers (1-1-0) -> Wed Sep 27 2017 11:00 PM
Royal Road Runners (0-2-0) @ Goat Milk (2-1-0) -> Sun Oct 1 2017 9:00 PM
Creasers (1-1-0) @ Geriatric Puck (1-1-0) -> Sun Oct 1 2017 10:00 PM
Blades (0-2-0) @ Goat Milk (2-1-0) -> Mon Oct 2 2017 11:00 PM
The Cereal Killers (2-1-0) @ Royal Road Runners (0-2-0) -> Tue Oct 3 2017 10:00 PM
Creasers (1-1-0) @ Blades (0-2-0) -> Tue Oct 3 2017 11:00 PM
Heelcity Steamrollers (2-0-0) @ Szechuan Sauce (1-1-0) -> Wed Oct 4 2017 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (2-1-0) @ Geriatric Puck (1-1-0) -> Thu Oct 5 2017 9:00 PM Heelcity Steamrollers (2-0-0) @ Royal Road Runners (0-2-0) -> Sun Oct 8 2017 10:00 PM

Steve Cheese - Wed, Aug 2, 2017 - 19:04:17

Milk > Sauce

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Szechuan Sauce 1 0 0 1
Goat Milk 0 2 0 2
Total game time: 36:00


A fantastic battle of goaltenders. The 1st and 2nd stars of the game were gilder with 18 saves, 1 goal against for Goat Milk getting the win and Linix giving up 2 goals with 27 saves.

CR over RRR

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Royal Road Runners 0 1 1 2
Creasers 3 3 2 8
Total game time: 36:00

Creasers would bounce back after their loss to GOM while RRR would continue to struggle to find their first win.

All the scoring in the first period would be in the middle minutes of the frame after some feeling out. CR then put the pressure on hard and often. Puker would score to break 0s and would tally another a minute later to put CR up 2-0. Another 2 minutes later big Vega~ would net a third goal to go with his assist from puker's second. The period would end CR up 3-0.

I should probably mentioned that RRR's goalie Bos, was out of the game due to the lag from the start and Zayb would tend in between the pipes. CR would continue to take advantage for this and pile on more goals. It was the Janky/t$z show are Janky would tally 2 goals, and t$z would tally 2 assist on those goals as well as slide his own goal past Zayb to make it 6-0. At the end of the period, Mace23 would shrug off some hits in front of the Crease to get his team on board. 6-1 after two.

Third period was more of the same story. t$z would score his 2nd goal of the game in the early minutes. the wqlf would answer back but that just upset Janky. Janky would net his 3rd goal for the hat trick to close the scoring for a 8-2 win.

1st Star: Janky 3g
2nd Star: t$z 2g 2a
3rd Star: Slim Reaper 14SV 1GA HRP

Lemme Get a McPick 2

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Geriatric Puck 1 1 1 3
The Cereal Killers 2 1 1 4
Total game time: 36:00

Goat Milk Win

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Goat Milk 3 0 3 6
Creasers 2 1 0 3
Total game time: 36:00

Bengals Thursday night football game leads to musical goaltenders.. NCVinyl needed some extra time before the start of the game as his daughter was pooping so I obliged.. Goat Milk came out strong with Thrill scoring a solo goal 45 seconds into the first period.. followed by Acido scoring within 20 seconds after that. Creasers asked for some time to address the goaltender issue with Slim Reaper giving up 2 goals so quickly. Vega~ would come to the rescue and hop in net for Creasers and the game would begin to turn around. puker threw a puck in the net 3 minutes into the game followed up by a t$z goal assisted by Poseidon 3 minutes later. t$z would celebrate his goal by getting a BDC and earning a vacation in the box. Creasers had almost killed off the penalty but in the last 30 seconds Thrill put in his second goal of the period assisted by NCVinyl and Hawley-Smooth. The penalty ended on t$z and so did the period.

Period 2 was a battle of staying awake to referee for the period and I only feel asleep twice but I was awake to call the only goal of the period scored by puker and assisted by t$z and Janky-. Violence had the Bengals game recording and asked that nobody talk about the game while he goaltended for the 2nd period. He and Yuffie really held it down for the period.

Period 3 the game play remained relatively the same with the game winning goal being scored by Acido and assisted by Yuffie Kisagari. Two more goals were scored when Creasers pulled the goalie and the final score doesn't reflect how close of a game it really was.

1st Star: Thrill - 3g,2a
2nd Star:Vega~ - Gave Creasers a sporting shot by goaltending the 1st
3rd Star: Acido - 2g, GWG

bipolar shuts out RRR

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Royal Road Runners 0 0 0 0
Heelcity Steamrollers 1 3 0 4
Total game time: 36:00

Heelcity Steamrollers came to play and came to win. The defense inside the blueline can only be referred to as a controlled swarm, much like a pack of wolves treating the ball carrier like a fresh carcass. Combine the excellent defensive play with an impenetrable force guarding the sacred holy ground leads to a clean slate for bipolar.

Mounting the offensive escapade for Heelcity was Rage tallying 2 goals, one in the 1st period, the game winner, and another in the second period. image tossed a goal in fed by SuperSaiyan by way of David Seaman #1. Pity. on a leviathan plow in front of the net would beat Bos top side.


1st star: bipolar 14 sv, 0 ga
2nd star: image 1 g, 3 a (point on all goals)
3rd star: Rage 2 g

Creasers squeak out a W!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Creasers 1 2 1 4
Szechuan Sauce 1 2 0 3
Total game time: 36:00

Record breaking crowds upwards of 50 people in the zone were still around at 11pm to watch the late RSHL game. The first involved a lot of feeling, feelings of boredom from spec and feelings of each other from the teams on the ice. After about 9 minutes of feeling each other out pickle rick decided it was time to get the Sauce on the board. It was looking as though the Sauce would take a lead into the locker room for the period but with 39 seconds left vigilanty took it upon himself and harnessed the power of the Asian to tie the game up.

The second period started the battle of the wild wild west with penalties and back and forth goals through the entire period. Janky- decided to test the eyes of the goal judges and caught a puck in the crease for a DC. Shortly thereafter Flew scored a powerplay goal assisted by cocain to bring the game back to even. Not to be out done by Janky-'s DC cocain decided he'd get one for his team. The same result would follow as Zanaz would put a notch on the post assisted by puker and vigilanty. Some aliased dude named Plumbus would come right back after that goal and 8 seconds later give the Sauce the lead again. Well.. with 1 second left in the period a slap to slap to slap or something like that happened where Janky- ended up on the receiving end of the last pass for a goal. The teams once again the period tied up.

Bookies during the final intermission were taking bets on what team would win or if the game would go in to overtime. The consensus was overtime. The third period would not bring overtime and was not nearly as full of action as the previous period. vigilanty would score the only goal of the third period and seal the W for Creasers.

1st Star: vigilanty 2g,1a
2nd Star: Flew 1g, 2a
3rd Star: Zanaz HRP, 1g, 1a

Old balls show the Road Runners there's still some left in the t

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Royal Road Runners 0 2 1 3
Geriatric Puck 1 3 1 5
Total game time: 36:00
Old balls would start off quick with under a minute in, 07 would slam a goal home after a cluster in front of the net to put them up 1-0. Not much else was had this period.

Second period would be where the action would pick up. Furry would score for the 2 goal cushion with assists from J69ner and Goldeye. Mace would answer the call to get his team back into the game with a fade past Arcadian. Two minutes later after a scrum in front of the net, Goldeye would hold on to the puck while Bos made a desperate dive to cut the pass that never came and left a wide open net for Goldeye. Less than a minute later Mace would feed BobBarker who was sweep across the crease and would beat Arc up top to being them within 1 again. Another scrum late in the period would have Pheef being patient as the defender would move out of the way and Pheef would score to being it to 4-2 after two periods.

Third period started quick as Navee would slide a goal in just 40 seconds into the period to bring them within one. The offenses were rolling but some lag and CR calls would go back and forth. Later in the period there would be a MiPs for RRR and Navee would try to tie the game for his team. It was unsuccessful and 07 would throw in the last minute goal for the 5-3 victory.

First Star: Arcadian 16 SV 3 GA 87.6 HRP
Second Star: Goldeye 1G 2A
Third Star: Steve Cheese 1ST 2.2 Levi Rating

TCK over Blades

1st 2nd 3rd Final
The Cereal Killers 1 3 1 5
Blades 0 0 2 2
Total game time: 36:00

The first two periods would be pretty one sided. TCK would score early into the period and keep the pressure on throughout not letting Blades get off a single shot. Cereal n' Milk would put them up 1-0 for the lead at the end of the first period. Ku1a would be Blades' saving grace as he would be fired upon all period and just allow the 1 GA and 12 SV.

Second period was more of the same as the first. However, Ku1a would eventually falter and allow 3 GA this period on 6 shots. It wasn't until late in the period that Blades would eventually get their first shot(s) on goal in the game. 4-0 after two.

Third period would start off a lot better for the Blades crew. Newly acquired Red30 would slide on by a perhaps, sleeping 2pacz who hadn't seen much action before this. TCK would pile on plenty of shots, but Ku1a held in strong. Blades would get another tally on the board to bring it within 2 when Malstryx would grab an errand pass in front of the net and slide it just by the defender in the crease while the goalie was out. After 3 BCR's by TCK, the TCK crew found one last hole in the Ku1a wall to score the final goal of the game to make it 5-2. Kula ended up with 15 SV this period and the 1 GA.

1st Star: CnM 3g 1a 24:00 IT
2nd Star: Ku1a 30 SV 5 GA 137.8 HRP
3rd Star: Red30 showing up to make game 6v6 and scoring a goal.




1st 2nd 3rd Final
Heelcity Steamrollers 1 1 2 4
Goat Milk 1 1 1 3
Total game time: 36:00

Season 26 of RSHL started off with a match up of potential end of season cup contenders. The first and second period were a tug of war between the teams when one would score, the other would immediately tie it up. The third period showed Heelcity take a 2 goal lead in the first 6 minutes of the period and that sealed the victory.

Game Summary

1st period
10:11 Heelcity Steamrollers goal by Lawn Dwarf Assists: image, SuperSaiyan
11:49 Goat Milk goal by Thrill Assists: NCVinyl, CMDROS

2nd period
8:19 Goat Milk goal by Thrill Assists: CMDROS, NCVinyl
8:27 Heelcity Steamrollers goal by Lawn Dwarf Assists: Rage, Pity.

3rd period
0:24 Heelcity Steamrollers goal by Rage Assists: Lawn Dwarf, image
5:35 Heelcity Steamrollers goal by Lawn Dwarf Assists: Pity., image
9:13 Penalty on SuperSaiyan (Heelcity Steamrollers). 2:00 for First DC.
10:15 Goat Milk goal by Acido Assists: NCVinyl, AFRI
10:15 Penalty over: SuperSaiyan

rrr @ BLS postponed

The match between Blades and Royal Road Runners on Sun Sep 10 2017 10:00 PM is postponed.
Steve Cheese - Thu, Sep 7, 2017 - 12:30:31

Cereal killed by Goat Milk

1st 2nd 3rd Final
The Cereal Killers 2 2 1 5
Goat Milk 4 1 3 8
Total game time: 36:00

Old men prevail

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Geriatric Puck 3 1 0 4
Szechuan Sauce 1 0 0 1
Total game time: 36:00

CR dominates late!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Creasers 2 1 7 10
Szechuan Sauce 2 1 1 4
Total game time: 36:00

Triple R holds on late!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Szechuan Sauce 1 2 5 8
Royal Road Runners 1 2 6 9
Total game time: 36:00

Time Cereal Bandits take it!

1st 2nd 3rd 1st OT Final
The Cereal Killers 0 0 2 1 3
Goat Milk 1 1 0 0 2
Total game time: 39:14

Milk Milk Lemonade

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Heelcity Steamrollers 0 0 5 5
Goat Milk 4 3 2 9
Total game time: 36:00

Around the corner fudge is made.

Road Runners milked

1st 2nd 3rd 1st OT Final
Royal Road Runners 3 2 3 0 8
Goat Milk 4 1 3 1 9
Total game time: 43:42

Sauce too much for OLD GUYS

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Szechuan Sauce 0 3 5 8
Geriatric Puck 1 1 1 3
Total game time: 36:00

CR holds on!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Creasers 4 2 0 6
The Cereal Killers 0 1 3 4
Total game time: 36:00

CR took early control while TCK rotated goaltenders. TCK would mount a comeback in the 3rd but would fall short.

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