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Salty Puckers (0-0-0) @ Yung Money (0-0-0) -> Sun Aug 21 2016 10:00 PM
Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) -> Mon Aug 22 2016 9:00 PM
Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) @ Yung Money (0-0-0) -> Tue Aug 23 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (0-0-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) -> Wed Aug 24 2016 10:30 PM - Reschedule
Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) @ Salty Puckers (0-0-0) -> Sun Aug 28 2016 9:00 PM
Yung Money (0-0-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) -> Sun Aug 28 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (0-0-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) -> Mon Aug 29 2016 10:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) -> Tue Aug 30 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (0-0-0) @ Yung Money (0-0-0) -> Wed Aug 31 2016 10:00 PM
Salty Puckers (0-0-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) -> Thu Sep 1 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (0-0-0) @ Salty Puckers (0-0-0) -> Mon Sep 5 2016 10:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) -> Sun Sep 4 2016 10:00 PM - Reschedule
Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) @ Goat Milk (0-0-0) -> Wed Sep 7 2016 9:00 PM
Salty Puckers (0-0-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) -> Thu Sep 8 2016 11:00 PM
Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) @ Yung Money (0-0-0) -> Sun Sep 11 2016 9:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) @ Goat Milk (0-0-0) -> Mon Sep 12 2016 10:00 PM
Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) -> Tue Sep 13 2016 9:00 PM

(Updated 8/19 10 PM)

UND @ VIOP was rescheduled since it was originally scheduled in the middle of a holiday weekend.
Steve Cheese - Wed, Aug 17, 2016 - 19:12:43

YM wins

Final
Yung Money 4
Salty Puckers 2
Total game time: 0:00

HIGHLIGHTS:
>This was a goalie showdown between slim reaper and CNM.

>the main story line of the game was phil holes showing up and playing wzl for SAP. it was unfortunate to see him soak up 3 periods of complete trash play and watch wiibimbo (who lead the league in goals during preseason) sit on the bench and get 1p in terr. he had some nice looks and would have probably scored those shots if he was in wzl.

>YM dominated the first period when david seaman was in the lineup. he controlled the middle of the field with ease and claimed he was on auto pilot the majority of the match. his trade value will likely skyrocket after these types of performances.

>thrill did some nice commentary on twitch. go check it out

>still waiting for bm2's appeal for the game. he requested a ref off the gj freq that i respekfully declined. still love u my friendly vegan.

Trade #3: UND / VIO

UND receives:
Kai-
Hawley-Smoot
Control of VIO's next waiver claim.

VIO receives:
Zanaz
vigilanty
Control of UND's next waiver claim.


The waiver trades are complicated. The team receiving the claim gets to make the choice and gets the player, but the claim counts against the team giving it away.
They must make claim someone if available, to avoid shenanigans.
Goldeye - Mon, Aug 22, 2016 - 16:06:01

YM wins first game of the season!

YM 4
SAP 2

** GAME ENDED BY NCVinyl+
*******************************************************************************************************
* GAME 0 TOTAL STATS
: RATING IT RPM GO AS +- SH TST TTO TCH TCD PC PT GT SV GA
...
: Cereal n' Mi 120.1 35:59 3.34 0 0 -1 0 34 5 5 0 39 0:37 35:49 25 3
: Mace23 41.7 36:00 1.16 1 1 -2 6 18 28 23 10 70 1:34 0:00 0 0
: jalrix 36.6 24:00 1.52 1 1 -1 7 17 21 3 41 74 3:28 0:00 0 0
: Phil Holes 28.6 36:00 0.79 0 1 -2 3 26 36 14 9 85 2:33 0:00 0 0
: cocain 25.8 24:00 1.07 0 0 -3 2 20 21 18 15 47 1:26 0:00 0 0
: Artos 14.1 24:00 0.59 0 0 -3 0 16 14 6 6 38 0:37 0:00 0 0
: wiibimbo 0.7 12:00 0.06 0 0 1 4 1 5 1 8 15 0:19 0:00 0 0
: IGGY -2.4 24:00 -0.10 0 0 0 0 10 16 5 22 40 0:49 0:00 0 0
: @@@@ TOTALS 265.2 ---- ---- 2 3 --- 22 142 146 75 111 408 11:23 35:49 25 3
...
: Slim Reaper 101.2 36:00 2.81 0 1 2 0 26 3 3 0 31 0:44 36:00 19 2
: Acido 69.9 31:57 2.19 1 2 1 7 34 34 20 17 95 2:49 0:00 0 0
: t$z 58.0 28:02 2.07 2 1 1 12 18 29 8 10 105 3:24 0:00 0 0
: KoR 44.3 24:00 1.85 1 1 1 3 11 14 24 8 42 1:14 0:00 0 0
: David Seaman 41.5 19:57 2.08 0 1 2 1 15 4 14 2 38 0:48 0:00 0 0
: V-FleX 34.6 28:02 1.23 0 0 1 1 8 3 27 0 23 0:28 0:00 0 0
: puker 12.1 24:00 0.50 0 1 1 3 18 26 6 9 72 0:51 0:00 0 0
: AfrIcAn PaNd 4.8 24:00 0.20 0 0 3 2 16 29 9 29 81 2:38 0:00 0 0
: @@@@ TOTALS
*******************************************************************************************************
Most Rating per Minute (3.34): Cereal n' Milk
Most Goals (2): t$z
Most Assists (2): Acido
Most +/- (3): AfrIcAn PaNdA
Most Shots (12): t$z
Most Steals (34): Acido
Most Turnovers (36): Phil Holes
Most Total Checks (27): V-FleX
Most Saves (25): Cereal n' Milk
Most Goals Allowed (3): Cereal n' Milk
Highest Rated Player (120.1): Cereal n' Milk

Season 24 Preseason Schedule

Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) -> Sun Jul 31 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (0-0-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) -> Mon Aug 1 2016 10:00 PM
Yung Money (0-0-0) @ Salty Puckers (0-0-0) -> Tue Aug 2 2016 10:00 PM
Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) @ Goat Milk (0-0-0) -> Wed Aug 3 2016 9:00 PM
Salty Puckers (0-0-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) -> Thu Aug 4 2016 10:00 PM<
Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) -> Sun Aug 7 2016 9:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) @ Yung Money (0-0-0) -> Sun Aug 7 2016 10:00 PM
Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) @ Yung Money (0-0-0) -> Tue Aug 9 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (0-0-0) @ Salty Puckers (0-0-0) -> Wed Aug 10 2016 10:00 PM

Yung Money (2-0-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (1-1-0) -> Sun Aug 14 2016 9:00 PM Moved from 10 PM
Salty Puckers (0-2-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (2-0-0) -> Mon Aug 15 2016 10:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (1-1-0) @ Goat Milk (0-2-0) -> Mon Aug 15 2016 11:00 PM

NOTE: Latecomers can sign up here.
Steve Cheese - Tue, Jul 26, 2016 - 22:42:51

GOAT MILK gets first win of the pre-season

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Goat Milk 1 3 3 7
UNDERSTAND 2 0 0 2
Total game time: 36:00

Last game of the preseason!

>YM are officially declared preseason champs.

>Goat Milk finally gets a win and is starting to get into form for the regular season.

>Lawn Scarf had 7 points. Goat Milk had 7 goals total. BALLA

---PRE-SEASON STANDOUTS and AWARDS---
Awards



WE HAVE A TIE? REALLY?

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Chicks With Sticks 1 1 1 3
Salty Puckers 0 2 1 3
Total game time: 36:00

>Bananasquadron showed up. Actually all of CWS showed up except for Juvi.

>CNM had the best night and carried SaP with an outstanding goalie performance. 25 saves 3 goals allowed.

>Boogie 12 saves 2 goals allowed. Boogie has a 87% sv percentage so far this pre-season. CWS hopes for this to continue into the regular season.

>Trade offers are heating up again. Now that I have access to captain forums I'm not allowed to speak about trades as your RSHL reporter anymore. Sorry for that. I will post my thoughts when trades do happen on future game reports.

>Bop had another good game for CWS. 2 goals in 24 minutes and a solid defensive effort.


WII f-ing BIMBO

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Salty Puckers 2 2 3 7
Goat Milk 2 2 0 4
Total game time: 36:00

WII BIMBO three star had another hat-trick this game!

GOM has yet to find a win this pre-season.

t$z just remooof'd me from scrim even tho i switched my team to give him another player. what a f@#$^@#$^. (pretty sure he broke a cardinal rule here)

memo won't re-add me back to the team. what a f!#$^!#$^.

Puker leads YM to victory!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Yung Money 3 1 2 6
Chicks With Sticks 2 0 2 4
Total game time: 36:00

Close game all around. Back and forth action. YM was able to pull away late with a wall shot from puker.

2pacz has been a solid backup and received some nice playing time this game. They are hoping to develop him in the goalie position. Look out for him to flourish under the guidance of bm2.

CWS are still shopping around their own roster for a WB presence. Arcadian gave it a try and showed us the potential the team has with good WB play. It's unlikely he will remain their WB due to his dominant play with the levi. Memo's up next! <3

YM move to 3-0 and are in the drivers seat for pre-season champions.

CWS drop to 2-1

Waivers Pickups

Waivers were conducted with a ridiculously complicated process agreed on in capts forum to try to ensure more valuable picks "cost" more.

Chicks with Sticks: Bopmem2
Goat Milk: Lawn Dwarf
Salty Puckers: Phil Holes, Zero Seven, Pity
UNDERSTAND: Funk E, Dark Messenger, little buddha
Viop's Playmakirs: Zyzz, King-
Yung Money: Acido, Kozzy

Edit for the obsessive fans, here's the pick order
Lawn Dwarf
Phil Holes
Acido
Funk E
Bopmem2
Zyzz
Dark Messenger
King
Kozzy
Zero Seven
little buddha
Pity.

Waiver priority (lowest score gets priority):
Chicks with Sticks (3)
Viop's Playmakirs (4)
Yung Money (5)
Goat Milk (6)
UNDERSTAND (7)
Salty Puckers (8)
Goldeye - Mon, Aug 8, 2016 - 18:31:55

YM wins again!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Yung Money 0 0 2 2
UNDERSTAND 0 0 1 1
Total game time: 36:00

BM2 took the night off to touch up on his anatomy of common sense. For those not insiders, it was Thrill vs Batman2 on captain chat regarding the gay gene.

BM2 let 2PACz run the back end on YM this game. It ended up working out as YM became victorious. This is good news for YM to have a solid backup and potential starter. It also helps to have the best defensive mid in the game (David Seaman).

Trade talk has died down after tonight's performance. BM2 is not likely to part ways with someone like d.Seam. A big offer would have to land on his plate for him to bite. I was also informed that Leafy is not a player bm2 is interested in. So it would appear the Leafy+D.Seam combo may not happen. It will be interesting to see how d.seam handles this situation. Will he continue to suit up and DOMINATE? Or will he hold out during regular season? He is too valuable for the latter.

UND had a good showing. zTrain (zanaz)continues to be the star. They move to 1-2 on the season.

BOOGIEMAN continues his hawt streak.

1st 2nd Turd Final
VIOP 1 1 0 2
Chicks With Sticks 0 1 5 6
Total game time: 36:00

Key Points:

> d money showed up

> goldeye sets world record with 80 turnovers in two games. Although he did light it up late and had an epic save:


> kula sighting

> boogieman continues his hawt streak with 39 saves and 2 goals allowed in 2 games. 2 goals in this game came from bad play by NCVinyl on the D. (He loves the D)

> lilwade is still MIA

> nanasquadron forfeits his signing bonus to charity by missing this game

>Racka continues to impress

VIOP finishes their pre-season at 2-1 while CWS advance to 2-0 with one game remaining against an undefeated YM team. So far the draft system has been a success. Most games have been decided by 3 or less and have all been competitive throughout.

WII BIMBO

1st 2nd 3rd 1st OT Final
UNDERSTAND 3 0 4 1 8
Salty Puckers 1 4 2 0 7
Total game time: 38:57

Fun pre-season fact: Wii bimbo leads the league in goals.

VIOP cumback win!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Goat Milk 2 3 0 5
VIOP 1 2 3 6
Total game time: 36:00

Highlights of the game:

Zeppelin took the night off to watch Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

Thrill vs VFlex in blue chat with no declared winner.

Leafy continues his absence from the game. Thrill has announced he would trade Leafy away if the right offer came to him. (Definitely not V-Flex which makes me backtrack on my previous prediction.) The other players that I could see going are: puker or a p*rnstar + panny trade. The puker trade makes the most sense bcuz GOM is in need of a wzl on their offense where slim could have the choice of having more wzl depth (puker) or wb depth (leafy) plus the increased moral of seaman playing with his best e-friend. At least +10 in confidence and +50 in moral will make d.seaman the best midfielder in game again.

Gom drops to 0-2. But it would appear Thrill opted for spreading out pt more than going for the win. Much different than how they approached their first game.

Racka had a hattrick.

Recorded the superdan goal and played it in super slow motion and it was the correct call. It was barely a cr. Wish we had super slo-motion replays in game that would be cool.

Next game is:

Salty Puckers (0-0-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) -> Thu Aug 4 2016 10:00 PM

see you then!

ncvinyl signing off

YM beats SP but wiibimbo is the winner of the night!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Salty Puckers 3 3 0 6
Yung Money 1 1 6 8
Total game time: 36:00

The match between V-Flex and Wiibimbo made this game interesting. Flex often touting wiibimbo's 3-star as a sign of disrespect was flat out punched in the dick by wiibimbo tonight. Flex finished the game with a +/- of -4 and was a non-factor the entire game. Wii finished the game with 2 goals and 2 assists.

Another notable standout in this game was david seaman with a +/- of +5 during his short stint on the ice. There was some early game controversy within the yung money locker room. The announcers and spectators couldn't tell if it was a Trump rally or just Slim Reaper getting his team pumped up with his pre-game speech. Apparently neither was the case and it was later reported that it was just david showing up drunk before the game smashing into things like his truck or wtv red necks have lying around them. he seems emotionally disconnected without his social tripod that includes leafy and lawn dwarf.

We may see an early season trade to accommodate david seaman's future health. My predictions are:

David Seaman #1 to Goat Milk for hazecloud + idkid
or
Leafy to Yung Money for V-Flex

to watch the full game go to https://www.twitch.tv/subspacehz

PRE_SEASON - Sticks in Chicks win against Goat Milk

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Chicks With Sticks 1 0 2 3
Goat Milk 0 0 0 0
Total game time: 36:00

It was all Boogieman, all day. In his first return to the ice boogieman etched another shutout win with 17 saves and 0 goals allowed. Trade rumors swirled during a post-game conference with the captain of CWS. Although immediately declining these trade offers, it would now appear that boogieman is coveted by the majority of the league after his performance tonight. CWS responded by promoting boogieman to captain and offering him a 3-year max contract extension.

In other CWS news, banana and d money continue their holdout and have yet to report to mandatory mini camp. If they do not respond by August 7th they will forfeit their first/second round signing bonuses which then will go to the leagues #1 charity: Thrill's Anger Management & People On Navane (TAMPON for short)

Season 24 Referees

With Season 24 quickly approaching are there any players interested in becoming referees? If you have been a referee in the past and plan on being able to help the zone by reffing a match here and there could you please respond to the roll call thread in the Forums. Thanks!
Arcadian - Wed, Jul 27, 2016 - 17:31:47

RSHL Draft Captains Needed!

Signups have been rolling trickling in, and with 55 players signed up (including people currently on rosters page) I think we're getting close to getting this show on the road.

We need captains! Without captains, there is no league. You will have the opportunity to draft and run your own team!

Please let me know if you are interested in captaincy via forum PM or by posting at the forum thread: http://rshl.org/forums/index.php/topic,37637.0.html
Goldeye - Mon, Jun 20, 2016 - 16:26:12

S24 RSHL Draft Signup

We will be doing a draft for S24.

If you are a player interested in signing up for the draft, you must use the form below to register for the draft pool:
Signup form

If you are a captain, please see the HZ Talk forum thread for more information:
HZ Talk Thread
Daresay - Wed, May 4, 2016 - 22:22:46

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