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Salty Puckers (0-0-0) @ Yung Money (0-0-0) -> Sun Aug 21 2016 10:00 PM
Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) -> Mon Aug 22 2016 9:00 PM
Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) @ Yung Money (0-0-0) -> Tue Aug 23 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (0-0-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) -> Wed Aug 24 2016 10:30 PM
Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) @ Salty Puckers (0-0-0) -> Sun Aug 28 2016 9:00 PM
Yung Money (0-0-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) -> Sun Aug 28 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (0-0-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) -> Mon Aug 29 2016 10:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (0-0-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (0-0-0) -> Tue Aug 30 2016 10:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (0-2-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (1-1-0) -> Tue Sep 6 2016 11:00 PM
Viop's Playmakers (0-0-0) @ Goat Milk (0-0-0) -> Wed Sep 7 2016 9:00 PM
Salty Puckers (1-1-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-4-0) -> Thu Sep 8 2016 11:00 PM
Viop's Playmakers (2-2-0) @ Yung Money (3-0-0) -> Sun Sep 11 2016 10:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (0-4-0) @ Goat Milk (3-0-0) -> Mon Sep 12 2016 10:00 PM
Viop's Playmakers (2-2-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (1-3-0) -> Tue Sep 13 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (3-0-0) @ Yung Money (3-0-0) -> Wed Sep 14 2016 10:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (0-4-0) @ Yung Money (3-0-0) -> Sun Sep 18 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (3-0-0) @ Salty Puckers (1-1-0) -> Mon Sep 19 2016 11:00 PM
Salty Puckers (1-1-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (1-3-0) -> Tue Sep 20 2016 10:00 PM
Chicks With Sticks (1-3-0) @ Goat Milk (3-0-0) -> Wed Sep 21 2016 11:00 PM
Salty Puckers (1-1-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (2-2-0) -> Sun Sep 25 2016 9:00 PM
Yung Money (3-0-0) @ Goat Milk (3-0-0) -> Mon Sep 26 2016 10:00 PM
Chicks With Sticks (1-4-0) @ Salty Puckers (1-2-0) -> Mon Sep 26 2016 11:00 PM
Goat Milk (3-0-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-4-0) -> Wed Sep 28 2016 11:00 PM

Yung Money (3-0-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (1-3-0) -> Thu Sep 29 2016 10:00 PM
Viop's Playmakers (2-2-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-4-0) -> Sun Oct 2 2016 10:00 PM
Goat Milk (3-0-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (2-2-0) -> Mon Oct 3 2016 10:00 PM
UNDERSTAND (0-4-0) @ Salty Puckers (1-1-0) -> Tue Oct 4 2016 11:00 PM
Goat Milk (3-0-0) @ Chicks With Sticks (1-3-0) -> Wed Oct 5 2016 10:00 PM
Yung Money (3-0-0) @ UNDERSTAND (0-4-0) -> Thu Oct 6 2016 10:00 PM
Viop's Playmakers (2-2-0) @ Salty Puckers (1-1-0) -> Sun Oct 9 2016 9:00 PM
Chicks With Sticks (1-3-0) @ Viop's Playmakers (2-2-0) -> Tue Oct 11 2016 10:00 PM

(Updated 9/29)
Steve Cheese - Wed, Aug 17, 2016 - 19:12:43

Season 24 - Sign up info

RSHL Season 24 signups are still open.This season was done by draft, so you can still join on waivers. It takes 1-2 weeks to get assigned.
Sign up by via the 'Draft Signup' link on the left.
Goldeye - Sat, Sep 24, 2016 - 1:40:53

Another Blockbuster!

Yung Money receives: Image, Zayb
Goat Milk receives: David Seaman #1, Jumper, Tjian
Goldeye - Tue, Sep 27, 2016 - 22:43:58

CWS / SAP Trade

Chicks With Sticks has traded buck cat for Salty Puckers' IGGY and pity.
Exciting times!
Goldeye - Mon, Sep 26, 2016 - 1:33:20

Salty Puckers pull it out.

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Viop's Playmakers 2 1 0 3
Salty Puckers 2 0 3 5
Total game time: 36:00

Game started out real quick when Mr. Zeppelin- would score roughly 30 seconds in to the match up with a feed from BigWade. Team Viop would continue to control the first half of the period as Zeppelin- would tally on his second goal of the night fed by Violence to make it 2-0. Salty Puckers wouldn't go down without a fight as they would score the last 2 goals of the period to even it up. Jalrix and Cocain would get their team on the board to end the first period tied.

Second period would start like the first with Zeppelin- scoring 22 seconds in fed by BigWade. There would be chances back and forth but both goalies were on top of it. It could be heard under Zyzz's helmet that he was listening Welcome to the Jungle on repeat so he was able to get in the zone.

Thrid period would start out as quick as Team Viop was protecting its 1 goal lead. Close to the midway point there would be a cluster in front of the Team Viop's crease and Wiibimbo would find the lose puck to tie up the game. I believe there was contact with Zyzz who would have to go the rest of the game without his tune on blast. He was clearly rattled afterwards but some poor defense would see Cocain and Mace23 get behind them for a 2v0 and score the go ahead and eventual GWG. Jalrix would add one more goal late by cherry picking for a breakaway despite his team barely holding off the on slaught in front of his own net.

After the game I caught up with teen heart throb, African Panda.

(Apparently logs don't save)

Anyways, when asked about his man crush Mr. Zeppelin- about his performance tonight he responded with,

He should definately ask for a trade!

When asked about if he's heard any rumors about Thrill's next 4 hour vlog subject behind about himself he said,

I can only hope so!

But considering AP refused to add me to scrimmage, I don't see Thrill this video any time soon personally, at least if I can help it.

This win puts Salty Puckers to .500 at 3-3 and Team Viop falls to 3-4 on the season.

Week 4 Waivers

GLYDE goes to Viop's Playmakirs via the pick traded to from Antsy.

Current waiver order -- tiebreakers not considered.
Salty Puckers / Chicks with Sticks (0)
UNDERSTAND (+2)
Goat Milk / Viop's Playmakirs (+4)
Yung Money (+6)
Goldeye - Fri, Sep 23, 2016 - 17:07:13

UND couldn't hold on to the lead!

1st 2nd 3rd 1st OT Final
Yung Money 2 2 4 1 9
UNDERSTAND 3 3 2 0 8
Total game time: 36:34

Highlights:

>UND managed to keep the game close even without their starting goalie m1ch available. The game for the most part was backup g against backup g with bm2 only logging 1 period of IT. (3 sv's 3 ga's)

>Troydan showed up and had a hat-trick

>UND was up 3 goals with half the 3rd period left. They didn't play to win towards the end and eventually let the game slip. Thrill was calling for keep away with 4 minutes left (UND up by 2) but they didn't go with that strategy and tried keeping the pressure on. This led to some odd man rushes where AP was able to capitalize on and send the game into OT.

>In OT a costly turnover by kai led to a 2v0 ending the game under a minute.

Trades!

Two trades have occurred:
Chicks with Sticks receives:Zanaz
Viop's Playmakirs receives:Funk E

UNDERSTAND receives:Abvolt, Supersaiyan
Viop's Playmakirs receives:Halls, UND waiver pick
Goldeye - Sat, Sep 17, 2016 - 18:16:03

GOM over YM

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Yung Money 1 0 0 1
Goat Milk 0 2 1 3
Total game time: 36:00

HIGHTLIGHTS

>The game wasn't nearly as close as the score suggests.

>GOM had way more pt and shot opportunities and controlled the mid-field the majority of the game.

>Bm2 had a decent game but was gifted 4 ez saves from leafy. but he also let in a few weak goals which is typical of his game. bm2 also took out the line that gave him the lead in the first period which resulted in chemistry problems and the eventual loss of the game.

>wooden-spoon goes to acido

Slow start but strong finish for GOM.

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Goat Milk 3 1 6 10
UNDERSTAND 1 0 1 2
Total game time: 36:00

Highlights:

>Leafy missed 16 opportunities.

>m1ch took on 40 shots this game. (30 saves)

>UND only managed to get about 2 shots avg per period.

>JDMspoon continues to be an all-star. Leading UND in points with 13.

>After this game Thrill leads the league in goals scored (11) and his partner, Lawn Dwarf, leads the league in assists (14)

>m1ch has a crazy 144 saves this season. next person down has 50. even tho his save % is a little below his normal (he has faced nearly 200 shots) not to mention he hasn't had a reliable defense to play with.

Antsy might need to make some moves and retool his team to prevent dropping out of the playoff race. He is on the hot seat this week and the GM may look to fire him this off-season if his team keeps under-performing. I'm rooting for UND to pull up some more upsets this year and be the competitive team antsy knows they can. (i retracted my earlier statement because i realized it looked like i was calling out antsy's captaining abilities in a harsh way. that was not my intent.) #UNDLIVESMATTER

Week 3 Waivers

Yung Money gets: Tjian

Waiver standings:
Salty Puckers: 0
Chicks with Sticks: +1
Goat Milk: +2
UNDERSTAND: +2
Viop's Playmakirs: +4
Yung Money: +5
Goldeye - Fri, Sep 9, 2016 - 16:27:44

Gom WINS!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Goat Milk 2 1 1 4
VIOP 0 1 1 2
Total game time: 36:00

Highlights:

>DAN was on fire tonight. 20 saves 2 goals allowed. (1 itf goal)

>Viop's offense looked better with zeppelin off the ice. Potential trade coming up?

>Zyzz was solid in net for viop. But that means violence is out playing WB. and i don't think he's been good in wb for a long long time. (4 years?)

>LD gets 4 points. 2 goals 2 assists.

>Cmdros played well in mid again. Looks like he's moving back to spider to compete for best mid award against david seaman. Seaman heard of the news and hit the gym again. Last recorded bench press was 115 lbs. Seaman's hoping to hit 130 by the end of summer. Good luck.

1st star Dan
2nd star LD
3rd star CMDRos

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Viop's Playmakers 3 2 5 10
UNDERSTAND 1 1 0 2
Total game time: 36:00

A lot of Goals from plays whose name starts with a Z and a victory for Viop's Playmakers

Game Summary

1st period
1:05 Viop's Playmakers goal by Zanaz Assists: Bopmem2, Zeppelin-
5:05 Viop's Playmakers goal by Zeppelin- Assists: Zanaz
6:10 UNDERSTAND goal by Hawley-Smoot Assists: DarkMessenger
6:42 Viop's Playmakers goal by Zeppelin- Assists: Bopmem2, Zanaz

2nd period
3:49 Viop's Playmakers goal by Zanaz Assists: AFRI, Abvolt
4:28 Viop's Playmakers goal by Abvolt Assists: vigilanty, Zanaz
7:35 UNDERSTAND goal by Janky- (off own-goal by Abvolt)

3rd period
1:03 Viop's Playmakers goal by vigilanty Assists: Bopmem2, Abvolt
2:12 Viop's Playmakers goal by Abvolt Assists: vigilanty, Bopmem2
6:43 Viop's Playmakers goal by CMDROS Assists: zYzz, Zeppelin-
7:33 Viop's Playmakers goal by Bopmem2
10:18 Viop's Playmakers goal by Bopmem2 Assists: vigilanty

Week 2 Waivers

The Week 2 Waiver Pickups are:
UNDERSTAND: Regiments
Viop's Playmakirs: Malstryx

Current waiver priorities are (lower number gets to pick first):
Goat Milk: 0
Salty Puckers: 0
Yung Money: 0
Chicks with Sticks: 0
UNDERSTAND: +1
Viop's Playmakirs: +3
(League tiebreakers will be used if needed)
Goldeye - Mon, Sep 5, 2016 - 8:52:35

GOM @ SAP postponed

The match between Salty Puckers and Goat Milk on Mon Sep 5 2016 10:00 PM is postponed.
Steve Cheese - Thu, Sep 1, 2016 - 10:14:25

SAP @ CWS postponed

The match between Chicks With Sticks and Salty Puckers on Thu Sep 1 2016 10:00 PM is postponed.
Steve Cheese - Thu, Sep 1, 2016 - 10:14:11

UNDERSTAND clobbered by Chicks with Sticks

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Chicks With Sticks 2 7 2 11
UNDERSTAND 1 0 0 1
Total game time: 30:22

Starting the season off 0-3 Chicks with Sticks came out looking to get a win. The second game of the season for UNDERSTAND and they were looking for the same. Unfortunately Chicks with Sticks had a serious case of Pre-Menstrual-Stick syndrome (PMS) going on and would just dominate the game from the drop of the puck. Former CWS team member JDMSpoon was the lone tally for UNDERSTAND.

Game Summary

1st period
1:25 Chicks With Sticks goal by d money Assists: buck cat, Doobie
3:29 Chicks With Sticks goal by buck cat Assists: Doobie, memorize
7:29 UNDERSTAND goal by JDMSpooN Assists: The Concept of Love, Hawley-Smoot

2nd period
2:02 Chicks With Sticks goal by Doobie
5:43 Chicks With Sticks goal by Doobie Assists: d money, ku1a
6:18 Chicks With Sticks goal by d money Assists: Doobie, buck cat
7:21 Chicks With Sticks goal by d money Assists: Doobie, buck cat
8:11 Chicks With Sticks goal by Doobie Assists: d money, buck cat
9:51 Penalty on Nax (UNDERSTAND). 2:00 for First DC.
11:19 Chicks With Sticks goal by d money Assists: Doobie, buck cat
11:19 Penalty over: Nax
11:37 Chicks With Sticks goal by Doobie Assists: buck cat, Arcadian

3rd period
2:59 Chicks With Sticks goal by ku1a
6:22 Chicks With Sticks goal by ku1a Assists: buck cat, NCVinyl

Win for team old balls!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
UNDERSTAND 0 0 3 3
Goat Milk 1 2 3 6
Total game time: 36:00

Game Summary

1st period
9:23 Goat Milk goal by Rage Assists: Lawn Dwarf, Steve Cheese

2nd period
5:41 Goat Milk goal by Lawn Dwarf
7:38 Goat Milk goal by Zayb Assists: Lawn Dwarf, Rage

3rd period
2:44 UNDERSTAND goal by JDMSpooN Assists: Hawley-Smoot, m1ch
4:52 Goat Milk goal by Thrill Assists: Lawn Dwarf, Rage
6:32 Goat Milk goal by Thrill Assists: Lawn Dwarf, Rage
6:49 Goat Milk goal by Thrill
7:28 UNDERSTAND goal by Janky- Assists: JDMSpooN
7:34 UNDERSTAND goal by JDMSpooN

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