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1st 2nd 3rd Final
BEND THE KNEE 1 1 2 4
Haterade 2 0 1 3

Total game time: 36:00

No one bends it like LD!

Starship date; 3-5-2017 22:00. We are on planet arena RSHL looking for signs of life. A bunch of hooligans have shown up with some fancy grape drink they are referring to as Haterade. The only way they communicate is by using rap lyrics and internet slang. They apparently want to battle via some spaceship hockey match up.

Commander Lawn Dork was MIA at the start of the matchup despite being around for pre game warm ups. It was later found out during the intermission that he had mistakenly locked himself in the supply cage and no one was around to let him out until the first period ended. Locker room camera's caught it all on tape; HERE!

This left other captain Nacho Nacho Dan in charge, which led to BTK having an unusual line up for the first period. It would consist of 1 WB, 2 Levi, 2 Javs. AWU and Big Beat- being the thrown into the starting line up for the first time of the season in a full lineup.

BTK would have by no surprise, would have trouble maintaining ball possession with their line up and Haterade was looking to capitalize. Bananasquadronsixtynine would open the scoring with 2 goals, both from feeds by Judgesixtynine and Image. Later on during the intermission, instead of thanking god, his parents, or even his teammates, he immediately ran back to the locker room with film crew in hand, to take out a ginormous whiteboard to then tally in his next two goals to his career total. It was later found out that the team Haterade has to ship this tally board via a box truck as it is too large to accompany them on their plane trip rides. Towards the end of the period, VFlex would wrestle his way in front of the net and power one by Ku1a to keep the period close as it would end 2-1 in favor of Haterade.

The second period BTK would have AWU and VFlex exit the game for Lawn Dwarf and newly acquired ladyboy, NCVinyl. Navee would make his first appearance of the season as well as Idkid1232123 with Judge and Zayb taking a breather. The period I assume went back and forth a little bit until the very end when Big Bro Lawn Doofus would score a goal to tie. It says assist from Mace23 but I'm going to assume Mace missed his pass to a different teammate and LD nabbed it and scored.

Third period, where all the magic happens. Less than a minute in, Lawn Dwarf would score from a feed by Mace23 which I assume happened the exact the way it happened at end of 2nd period. BTK finally had the lead and kept the pressure on Ku1a and company to add some insurance goals. Midway through the period Haterade would finally respond to tie the game as the Bananaman would score his 3rd goal of the game with Image getting the assist hatrick. Celebrations were had but they had forgot they only had tied the game with half the period left. Less than a minute later BTK would reclaim the lead for good, as Lawn Dwarf would feed little baby brother Leafy, like a momma bird regurgitating into the mouth of its babies, a goal to put up BTK 4-3. There would be some late battles in front of each of nets but the goalies held up and the game would end in favor of BTK.

Next up for Haterade is Mazer. THey had a close battle against them the other night and Mazer is looking for pay back!

BTK is up against Salty Puckers followed by a rematch of opening day, Greasers.

Good luck to both teams going foward!

Game Summary
1st period
4:31 Haterade goal by BananaSquadron69 Assists: image, Judge69
8:36 Haterade goal by BananaSquadron69 Assists: Judge69, image
10:01 BEND THE KNEE goal by V-FleX
2nd period
11:54 BEND THE KNEE goal by Lawn Dwarf Assists: Mace23
3rd period
0:53 BEND THE KNEE goal by Lawn Dwarf Assists: Mace23
5:46 Haterade goal by BananaSquadron69 Assists: image
6:16 BEND THE KNEE goal by Leafy Assists: Lawn Dwarf
BEND THE KNEE
Totals
Name Ships Rating RPM IT GO AS +/- SH ST TO PT PC CH CD GT SV GA
Lawn Dwarf 6, 8 58.1 2.42 24:00 2 1 2 6 17 15 2:13 78 8 15 0:00 0 0
Nacho Nacho Dan 1, 8 47.8 1.33 36:00 0 0 1 0 0 0 0:27 24 0 0 36:00 13 3
Mace23 2, 8 40.8 1.13 36:00 0 2 1 3 24 29 2:23 96 18 15 0:00 0 0
V-FleX 4, 8 35.9 1.5 24:00 1 0 0 1 9 8 0:33 36 23 6 0:00 0 0
Beat- 4, 8 23.7 0.99 24:00 0 0 0 1 8 4 0:34 23 15 2 0:00 0 0
NCVinyl 3, 8 20.1 0.84 24:00 0 0 2 0 14 11 1:26 47 8 10 0:00 0 0
Leafy 1, 8 18.5 0.51 36:00 1 0 1 4 25 41 5:34 150 4 69 0:00 0 0
awu 2 3.6 0.3 12:00 0 0 -1 0 2 2 0:15 14 3 3 0:00 0 0
1st Period
Name Ships Rating RPM IT GO AS +/- SH ST TO PT PC CH CD GT SV GA
V-FleX 4, 8 19 1.58 12:00 1 0 -1 1 6 7 0:19 23 8 6 0:00 0 0
Beat- 4, 8 12.6 1.05 12:00 0 0 -1 0 4 2 0:19 12 9 1 0:00 0 0
Mace23 2, 8 12.6 1.05 12:00 0 0 -1 2 11 13 1:09 49 6 8 0:00 0 0
Nacho Nacho Dan 1, 8 8.6 0.72 12:00 0 0 -1 0 0 0 0:08 6 0 0 12:00 4 2
Leafy 1, 8 8.5 0.71 12:00 0 0 -1 1 8 12 2:23 57 1 17 0:00 0 0
awu 2 3.6 0.3 12:00 0 0 -1 0 2 2 0:15 14 3 3 0:00 0 0
2nd Period
Name Ships Rating RPM IT GO AS +/- SH ST TO PT PC CH CD GT SV GA
Lawn Dwarf 6, 8 29 2.42 12:00 1 0 1 5 9 8 1:10 44 4 8 0:00 0 0
Nacho Nacho Dan 1, 8 27.3 2.27 12:00 0 0 1 0 0 0 0:07 7 0 0 12:00 6 0
Mace23 2, 8 17.3 1.44 12:00 0 1 1 1 9 10 0:42 31 7 4 0:00 0 0
Beat- 4, 8 11.1 0.93 12:00 0 0 1 1 4 2 0:15 11 6 1 0:00 0 0
Leafy 1, 8 3 0.25 12:00 0 0 1 0 7 11 1:56 52 1 21 0:00 0 0
NCVinyl 3, 8 1.8 0.15 12:00 0 0 1 0 3 6 0:36 21 3 4 0:00 0 0
3rd Period
Name Ships Rating RPM IT GO AS +/- SH ST TO PT PC CH CD GT SV GA
Lawn Dwarf 6, 8 29.1 2.43 12:00 1 1 1 1 8 7 1:03 34 4 7 0:00 0 0
NCVinyl 3, 8 18.3 1.52 12:00 0 0 1 0 11 5 0:50 26 5 6 0:00 0 0
V-FleX 4, 8 16.9 1.41 12:00 0 0 1 0 3 1 0:14 13 15 0 0:00 0 0
Nacho Nacho Dan 1, 8 11.9 0.99 12:00 0 0 1 0 0 0 0:12 11 0 0 12:00 3 1
Mace23 2, 8 10.9 0.91 12:00 0 1 1 0 4 6 0:32 16 5 3 0:00 0 0
Leafy 1, 8 7 0.58 12:00 1 0 1 3 10 18 1:15 41 2 31 0:00 0 0
Haterade
Totals
Name Ships Rating RPM IT GO AS +/- SH ST TO PT PC CH CD GT SV GA
Image 4 95.2 2.64 36:00 0 3 -1 5 29 30 3:14 113 62 19 0:00 0 0
BananaSquadron69 6, 8 62.2 1.73 36:00 3 0 -1 8 25 40 3:59 127 18 22 0:00 0 0
ku1a 8 29.5 0.83 35:32 0 0 -1 0 0 0 0:15 17 0 0 35:32 10 4
Zayb 5, 8 23.6 0.94 25:09 0 0 -1 0 11 7 0:47 44 13 0 0:00 0 0
Judge69 5, 8 19.8 1.59 12:27 0 2 1 1 7 7 0:41 29 3 7 0:00 0 0
dragonwing0 5, 8 13.4 0.38 34:51 0 0 0 1 9 10 0:45 38 10 6 0:00 0 0
Navee 5, 8 13.3 1.11 12:00 0 0 -1 1 5 4 0:43 17 8 5 0:00 0 0
Sixth Blackie OTW 1 11.4 0.95 12:00 0 0 -1 0 13 11 1:25 35 3 20 0:00 0 0
idkidc1233 3 4.5 0.38 12:00 0 0 -1 0 4 3 0:15 8 1 1 0:00 0 0
1st Period
Name Ships Rating RPM IT GO AS +/- SH ST TO PT PC CH CD GT SV GA
Image 4 49.5 4.13 12:00 0 2 1 2 15 9 1:30 49 20 8 0:00 0 0
BananaSquadron69 6, 8 27.7 2.31 12:00 2 0 1 3 7 14 1:19 39 6 11 0:00 0 0
Judge69 5, 8 19.8 1.65 12:00 0 2 1 1 7 7 0:41 29 3 7 0:00 0 0
Zayb 5, 8 9.8 0.82 12:00 0 0 1 0 5 3 0:17 19 5 0 0:00 0 0
ku1a 8 6.4 0.53 12:00 0 0 1 0 0 0 0:04 4 0 0 12:00 3 1
dragonwing0 5, 8 1.4 0.12 12:00 0 0 1 0 1 1 0:06 5 1 1 0:00 0 0
2nd Period
Name Ships Rating RPM IT GO AS +/- SH ST TO PT PC CH CD GT SV GA
Image 4 23.3 1.94 12:00 0 0 -1 2 9 10 0:51 27 20 6 0:00 0 0
ku1a 8 22.5 1.88 12:00 0 0 -1 0 0 0 0:08 10 0 0 12:00 5 1
Navee 5, 8 13.3 1.11 12:00 0 0 -1 1 5 4 0:43 17 8 5 0:00 0 0
BananaSquadron69 6, 8 8.6 0.72 12:00 0 0 -1 3 10 16 1:24 40 4 7 0:00 0 0
idkidc1233 3 5.8 0.48 12:00 0 0 -1 0 4 2 0:15 8 1 1 0:00 0 0
Zayb 5, 8 2.3 2 1:09 0 0 -1 0 1 1 0:04 3 2 0 0:00 0 0
dragonwing0 5, 8 0.8 0.07 10:51 0 0 0 0 2 4 0:18 15 2 2 0:00 0 0
3rd Period
Name Ships Rating RPM IT GO AS +/- SH ST TO PT PC CH CD GT SV GA
BananaSquadron69 6, 8 25.9 2.16 12:00 1 0 -1 2 8 10 1:16 48 8 4 0:00 0 0
Image 4 22.4 1.87 12:00 0 1 -1 1 5 11 0:53 37 22 5 0:00 0 0
Zayb 5, 8 11.5 0.96 12:00 0 0 -1 0 5 3 0:26 22 6 0 0:00 0 0
Sixth Blackie OTW 1 11.4 0.95 12:00 0 0 -1 0 13 11 1:25 35 3 20 0:00 0 0
dragonwing0 5, 8 11.2 0.93 12:00 0 0 -1 1 6 5 0:21 18 7 3 0:00 0 0
ku1a 8 0.6 0.05 11:32 0 0 -1 0 0 0 0:03 3 0 0 11:32 2 2
Judge69 5, 8 0 0 0:27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0:00 0 0 0 0:00 0 0
idkidc1233 3 -1.3 ? 0:00 0 0 0 0 0 1 0:00 0 0 0 0:00 0 0
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