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Yung Diddlies Victorious

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Yung Money 1 2 1 4
Zep gets 3 pers 0 0 2 2
Total game time: 36:00

Game report prepared by Arnk Diddly and Goldeye will be coming soon. Keep checking back every dilly day and it may be here.

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gre @ ass postponed

The match between Zep gets 3 pers and Greasers on Thu Mar 23 2017 10:00 PM is postponed.
Steve Cheese - Tue, Mar 21, 2017 - 6:53:03

SAP @ ass postponed

The match between Zep gets 3 pers and Salty Puckers on Mon Mar 13 2017 10:00 PM is postponed.
SuperDan - Sun, Mar 12, 2017 - 21:02:13

MZ @ btk postponed

The match between BEND THE KNEE and Mazer on Tue Mar 14 2017 10:00 PM is postponed.
SuperDan - Sun, Mar 12, 2017 - 18:18:05


1st 2nd 3rd Final
Greasers 0 0 1 1
Total game time: 36:00


This matchup was a good deal closer than the score suggests, featuring some excellent defense and goaltending on both sides. Greasers started the game with new acquisition 2pacZ between the pipes, staring down accomplished veteran and renaissance man Nacho Nacho Dan on the other end for Bend the Knee. GRE fielded an unusual line up: three spiders and two warbirds against a more balanced squad of two L1, an L2, and two L3s.

The green and gray ships clicked, and GRE was able to maintain much more possession in the first period than BTK; however, with ships that could actually shoot, BTK created several more scoring chances. On both sides, defenses and goalies held strong and made saves, bringing it tied into the second with 3 shots and saves apiece.

The pace picked up in the second, with both teams finding several opportunities to challenge the goalies and hit the post. The stalemate ended, however, in the waning seconds of the period, when Lawn Dwarf found Mace23 to sneak one past 2pacZ.

In the third, GRE picked up the pace and tried to retaliate, even with goalie 2pacZ pushing forward and trying to jump start the breakout. The aggression backfired and BTK second-stringer awu notched his second of the season to give BTK the two goal lead, and Leafy stretched it to three not long after. 2pacz's frustration was evident soon thereafter, when he bumped Leafy behind the play to earn a Spawnkilling penalty. Lawn Dwarf capitalized late in the powerplay to earn an imposing 4-0 lead.

Nearing the end of the game, an aggressive forecheck by GRE led to Dan MACE2% turning the puck over to artofwar for a 2v0. JDMSpoon put it home to break the shutout. In a fit of rage at his error, Dan opted to pull the goalie with a 4-1 lead and 30 seconds left in the game, charging at the opposing net in his warbird. 2pacZ was evidently intimidated, engaging in a give-and-go with Dan and leaving the short side open for the unusual situation of the already-winning goalie skating out for a goal with two seconds left.

1st star: Nacho Nacho Dan (11 SV, 1 GA, 1 G)
2nd star: Leafy (1 G, 2A)
3rd star: David Seaman #1 (1.93 RPM, 24 ST, 27 CH)
Wooden Spoon: Lawn Dwarf (1 G on 10 SH. But also 3A)

No one bends it like LD!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Haterade 2 0 1 3
Total game time: 36:00

Starship date; 3-5-2017 22:00. We are on planet arena RSHL looking for signs of life. A bunch of hooligans have shown up with some fancy grape drink they are referring to as Haterade. The only way they communicate is by using rap lyrics and internet slang. They apparently want to battle via some spaceship hockey match up.

Commander Lawn Dork was MIA at the start of the matchup despite being around for pre game warm ups. It was later found out during the intermission that he had mistakenly locked himself in the supply cage and no one was around to let him out until the first period ended. Locker room camera's caught it all on tape; HERE!

This left other captain Nacho Nacho Dan in charge, which led to BTK having an unusual line up for the first period. It would consist of 1 WB, 2 Levi, 2 Javs. AWU and Big Beat- being the thrown into the starting line up for the first time of the season in a full lineup.

BTK would have by no surprise, would have trouble maintaining ball possession with their line up and Haterade was looking to capitalize. Bananasquadronsixtynine would open the scoring with 2 goals, both from feeds by Judgesixtynine and Image. Later on during the intermission, instead of thanking god, his parents, or even his teammates, he immediately ran back to the locker room with film crew in hand, to take out a ginormous whiteboard to then tally in his next two goals to his career total. It was later found out that the team Haterade has to ship this tally board via a box truck as it is too large to accompany them on their plane trip rides. Towards the end of the period, VFlex would wrestle his way in front of the net and power one by Ku1a to keep the period close as it would end 2-1 in favor of Haterade.

The second period BTK would have AWU and VFlex exit the game for Lawn Dwarf and newly acquired ladyboy, NCVinyl. Navee would make his first appearance of the season as well as Idkid1232123 with Judge and Zayb taking a breather. The period I assume went back and forth a little bit until the very end when Big Bro Lawn Doofus would score a goal to tie. It says assist from Mace23 but I'm going to assume Mace missed his pass to a different teammate and LD nabbed it and scored.

Third period, where all the magic happens. Less than a minute in, Lawn Dwarf would score from a feed by Mace23 which I assume happened the exact the way it happened at end of 2nd period. BTK finally had the lead and kept the pressure on Ku1a and company to add some insurance goals. Midway through the period Haterade would finally respond to tie the game as the Bananaman would score his 3rd goal of the game with Image getting the assist hatrick. Celebrations were had but they had forgot they only had tied the game with half the period left. Less than a minute later BTK would reclaim the lead for good, as Lawn Dwarf would feed little baby brother Leafy, like a momma bird regurgitating into the mouth of its babies, a goal to put up BTK 4-3. There would be some late battles in front of each of nets but the goalies held up and the game would end in favor of BTK.

Next up for Haterade is Mazer. THey had a close battle against them the other night and Mazer is looking for pay back!

BTK is up against Salty Puckers followed by a rematch of opening day, Greasers.

Good luck to both teams going foward!

Haterade steals one from Team Africepplin.

1st 2nd 3rd 1st OT Final
Haterade 0 0 4 1 5
Zep gets 3 pers 2 1 1 0 4
Total game time: 36:11

There was some chatter on the GJ freq about who was looking to win this spaceship hockey battle. The overall consensus was that Haterade would take it with ASS's goalie situation. The talk was near Team Zep's bench and possibly overheard because Artos and Arcadian could be seen soon after with a fierce light in their eye.

BTK All-star D money would start of the scoring in the first period with the old situation, if you cant go around them, go through them, as he BK'd the defender in front of the crease and slammed it home. Later on the in period Zeppelin would find a hole through Ku1a's armor and snipe one past him along the top post to give their team a 2-0 lead after the first. Haterade's offense looked a little off, Image playing a levi this game and Blucka in the warbird. It seemed to be a mix of getting used to their ship selection as well as Artos and Arcadian holding down the defenses. Ten shots did get through to the goalie but they were manageable as he saved all of them.

The second period was more of the same. Each team had some solid chances off the post or a missed pass here or there that would have blown the game open or got them back into it. The only score that would be had though was by D Money. D$ would grab a nice feed from Zepp and then would Kenny Wu spin downwards post shot and in for his second goal of the game to put them up 3-0 after the 2nd period. Artos would save another 6 shots and the crowd started taking notice of his improvment and chance at glory for the almighty shut out.

Before the start of the third period, the Haterade jumbotron operator noticed the arena and team needed a boost. This song and video would come blasting on and sent the crowd roaring in excitement. It seemed to work for the team as well as distract Artos at the same time who was pleying stellar in net. Artos would seem to fall out of position quite a few times this period as well as give up costly turnovers that would result into a goal shortly after. Blucka would mostly been on the receiving end of these goals as he scored twice in the opening three minutes of the period. The old veteran Vigilanty would get offended as haterade celebrated Bananasquadrons 400+ career assist like they just won the blackie cup. He quickly put his team back ahead by 2 with a goal to make it 4-2 in favor of Team Zep 3 pers. Blucka could be heard humming and sporadically yell LOOK AT ME MOVE and BANANA POWER as he lead Haterade to two move goals to end the period in a tie. ASS tried to make some last minute moves to get Arcadian who was sitting for all of these goals but it was too little too late and Haterade would have all the momentum going into overtimes.

As the intermission ticked down to its final seconds before the puck drop, the arena announcer would try to hype up this final, free, period of hockey. Just as the crowd was gearing up towards being its loudest of the night to watch some free hockey, it vanished it in instant. The only thing you could heard is the echo of the goal siren. The home crowd the erupted again as they saw Blucka had scored his 5th goal of the game 11 seconds into overtime for the 5-4 vicotry. It was bananasquadron69 beanie baby night and the crowd start throwing them on the ice, as Bananasquadron also tallied his 4th assist of the night. It took the cleaning crew hours to gather them all up and burn them in the incinerator. Thus leaving the few kids who took there beanie baby home a now rare collectible of the Hockey Zone collection.

First and possibly last victory for David Seaman?!!??!!?

1st 2nd 3rd 1st OT Final
Haterade 0 0 1 0 1
Greasers 0 1 0 1 2
Total game time: 40:10

Only time will tell.

MZ over BS

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Blades 0 0 0 0
Mazer 2 3 5 10
Total game time: 34:49

Mercy Central

ass @ btk postponed

The match between BEND THE KNEE and Zep gets 3 pers on Tue Feb 28 2017 11:00 PM is postponed.
SuperDan - Sun, Feb 26, 2017 - 23:51:14

SAP @ gre postponed

The match between Greasers and Salty Puckers on Sun Feb 26 2017 11:00 PM is postponed.
SuperDan - Sat, Feb 25, 2017 - 19:42:40

Someone brought some extra hate to the party!

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Haterade 3 3 5 11
Blades 0 1 0 1
Total game time: 34:32

Weeze overslept this late scheduled game. Shame on him!

BTK take over late.

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Yung Money 0 0 2 2
Total game time: 36:00

The game really could have gone a while different way since 2 key players were missing from the game. Big brother Lawn Dwarf and the Slim Reaper aka Batman2 would be absent from the match.

Nax would have to brunt the goalie duties for YM and little brother Leafy would have to command the offense for BTK. It started a little rough for Nax as he would let in an awkward goal to Mace23 early but would bounce back and hold off BTK for the rest of the period and the whole second period to keep it 1-0 through 2 periods.

Between both teams there were some descent scoring chances but an unlucky bounce here and there would keep them off the scoreboard for the 2nd period.

Two minutes into the third period t$z would feed a well timed pass to Kor slipped behind the defense just in front of the net and would tie game at 1-1. The gruesome twosome duo of Thrill and Leafy would rally the team and would each score 2 goals a piece over the next 3 minutes. Another goal from Mace23 and Kor would finish off the period in favor of BTK, 6-2.

Blades show up.

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Blades 0 1 2 3
Zep gets 3 pers 5 4 3 12
Total game time: 36:00

Blades showed up to the game.. That was pretty much all they did. It was nice to see though, plenty of players who have not been around for a few season/years. Blades held in and avoided the mercy for their first game. Would not be as lucky for their next game against Haterade however.

Close but no cigar!

1st 2nd 3rd 1st OT Final
Salty Puckers 1 3 1 0 5
Mazer 2 2 1 1 6
Total game time: 37:23

I am not home so I don't have access to replays or pictures I initially wanted to post, so maybe but not likely I will update this post accordingly.

This game turned out to be a pretty even match up. Salty Puckers would turn to IGGY- in net with Kai- being absent. IGGY usually a solid goalie/backup but I believe in recent settings playing of a latop?

Mazer would start off the first period on fire. Just minutes into the game Violence would slide one past IGGY for the quick 1-0 lead with a feed from Goldeye and Zanaz. Nine seconds later Violence would return the favor to Zanaz who would make it a quick 2-0 game. SAP captain and World Series Best Defender future hall of famer most famous spider, Cocain would not let his team fall flat on its ass. With some nifty pass work from Vega~ and KozzyBear, Cocain would get his team on the board to end the period only down a goal, 2-1 MZ.

Zanaz would get Mazer back to a 2 goal lead early before the other SAP captain, season 6 blackie cup champion, Jalrix would score to keep it at a one goal deficit. Rage would show up this period and performed the ole Owen Nolan pointed at where he would shoot and Rage TM his team back up two goals. Jalrix would have none of this and would score 2 more goals to close the period to tie the game and complete his period hatrick.

Zanaz would complete his hatrick early in the 3rd period and it looked to be enough for the win. However with under 20 seconds left in the game, Vega~ came in like a wrecking ball and in his big blue levi would tie the game up to force it into overtimes.

The overtime would not last long as with every period, Mazer got off to a quick start. Zanaz would tally his 4th goal of the game from a pass by future HOF'er, perennial all-star, multiple award winner, Sydor.

Haterade over Yung Sizzle

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Haterade 1 0 1 2
Yung Money 1 0 0 1
Total game time: 36:00

Haterade and Yung Money would play a hard fought game that would end up in a 2-1 win for Haterade. Solid goalie play was had by both teams. Slim would save 17 of 19 shots and Ku1a held strong in net with 12 saves of 13 shots.

The goals for Haterade would come from Zayb who would score early into the first period with assists from dw0 and Banansquadronsixtyniner. Tee Money Zee wouldn't let too much time pass by and get his team on the board with an unassisted goal of his own.

Second period had some back and forth action with both teams just about equalizing the same shot total... is that a proper sentence or word? I have no idea. Either way, Ku1a and Slim Reaper would hold the fort down for the period and not letting slip by.

The way the goalies and defenses were playing seemed like this game could end into overtime but Blucka had a Counter Strike match soon and with half the period still left to play, he would score the eventual game winner with assist by Image. YM would try to put the pressure on but Ku1a and company would be up to the task to preserve the 2-1 victory.

AP's troops keep Greasers winless

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Greasers 1 0 0 1
Zep gets 3 pers 2 0 2 4
Total game time: 36:00

A typical Greasers game. Cereal n Milk would do his best as his team would struggle to put on any offensive pressure or shots. Funk E would slip one by but that was about it.

BTK takes care of SAP

1st 2nd 3rd Final
BEND THE KNEE 0 5 8 13
Salty Puckers 2 1 0 3
Total game time: 34:51

SAP started off strong but BTK stepped on the gas and never looked back.

Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all

1st 2nd 3rd Final
Zep gets 3 pers 0 1 2 3
Yung Money 0 3 3 6
Total game time: 36:00

First period was pretty uneventful. There was a few posts here and there but it was more of a feeling out periods by both teams. I think Trick snuck one by but was called crease.

Second period is where the action started happening. Two goals within the first 5 minutes, one by each team, each by the warbird unassised, Trick- with an assist from Arcadian, and African Panda to make it 1-1. A possible momentum shift when Team Zep 3 pers would score a goal, but only after Arcadian would check the goalie in the crease with the ball so it would end up being called back. Yung Money would take over the period now with Artos in goalie and AP out playing WB. Two goals within 2 minutes by T$z via a drop pass from Kor and another goal by Trick amde it 3-1 going into the 3rd.

As the home crowd roared to get ASS back into the game, veteran Doobiemeister would score just minutes into the period making it 4-1. About halfway through the period D money and friends starting making a push to get the game back in their favor. With some lackadaisical goalie play by Slim Reaper, he would leave the defense in jeopardy and allow 2 goals bother by d money to being the score to 4-3 with 4 minutes still left in the game. Despite not calling a timeout, Yung Money seemed to calm down and Mr. Doobie would take hold of his troops. He would brute force, 4 duds against the wbs in a short period of time, and score a goal to put them up 2. He would add another goal off the faceoff rush seconds later to complete his hatrick and seal the deal for Yung Money, going up 6-3.

This makes YM 3-0 and on top of the hill for standings. Their next 2 games will be a tall task, Haterade and BTK are on the block.

Zep gets 3 pers get to face team turtle Greasers, follwoed by Haterade as well. Then faceoff against Weeze and Co. Blades.
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