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Official RSHL Player Rankings **Suspended Indefinitely**
« on: August 14, 2011, 11:40:01 PM »

Based on slart's idea and using the list I created hastily in his topic, submitted for the approval of the spaceship society, I present to you..

The Official RSHL Player Rankings of 2011

As we enter the next phase of this thread I ask the pilots of HZ to have patience, this is very stressful work having to rank all your efforts. Keep in mind that I am new to this, and that I cannot possibly notice all of your accomplishments immediately. I'm hoping these rankings will only become more accurate with time.

Here we go

  •    Linix    
  •    Rage   
  •    J.Jagr   
  •    Zeppelin-   
  •    BananaSquadron69   
  •    nine
  •    Doobie   
  •    J-Walking   
  •    Saving   
  •    Bopmem2
  •    Thrill   
  •    WhiteIrishRebel
  •    d money   
  •    violence
  •    BlitzSturm
  •    Zayb   
  •     buck cat   
  •    DeGe   
  •    Funk E   
  •    Jumper    
  •    Mace23   
  •    chrono   
  •    Lawn Dwarf   
  •    Subneo
  •    Devils Wrath
  •    Royale   
  •    Aqualicy   
  •    Hull Breach   
  •    Trick-   
  •    Regiments
  •    t$z   
  •    Leafy   
  •    puker   
  •    Bla   
  •    directv2   
  •    PartyMan   
  •    NO SOUP 4 U!!!!!!!   
  •    Zanaz   
  •    Goldeye   
  •    Beat-    
  •    Infi    
  •    Jugg   
  •    JustLo   
  •    Bn-   
  •    Left-handed Hammer   
  •    Gold    
  •    The Boogieman    
  •    Ellis D.   
  •    John_005   
  •    UKillMe
  •    Smalls   
  •    Randle   
  •    Arcadian   
  •    cocain   
  •    Cihat   
  •    Mae|strom   
  •    Olly   
  •    Hot Rodster   
  •    Killer Soldier   
  •    AFH Whiplash>>    
  •    Pheef    
  •    LuKeZ   
  •    Noodles-   
  •    Bos   
  •    Broncs   
  •    Tomas Hakke   
  •    vigilanty   
  •    JUKED   
  •    HBeauty   
  •    jalrix   
  •    Chagrin   
  •    Judge69   
  •    Captain_Pickle   
  •    bff   
  •    Versify   
  •    David Seaman #1   
  •    Cereal n' Milk
  •    papatokes
  •    Kula Shaker   
  •    Navimaster   
  •    Krub   
  •    Abvolt   
  •    BlueGoku   
  •    slartibartfast   
  •    DeViL->*   
  •    herbalist yangyun   
  •    Zero Seven   
  •    b()()bies   
  •    AznHawk   
  •    The Trashman   
  •    Doriath
  •    hutt   
  •    fleft   
  •    Pooter89
  •    Joe~Sakic    
  •    krystalline   
  •    Luminus   
  •    Chateau Clique
  •    Live-Wire   
  •    Bitemark   
  •    Ryan Grant   
  •    00superfreak00
  •    Hazecloud   
  •    ghostkilla   
  •    Chef Boyardee   
  •    Brethal+ADSL
  •    kor   
  •    Lucky boy   
  •    Side Effects   
  •    Dequadin   
  •    Koufax   
  •    Wolfers   
  •    Vega~   
  •    Troydan   
  •    Mikevo   
  •    RevoPro   
  •    King-   
  •    MeMoRiZe   
  •    Hornet   
  •    Solja hz   
  •    Splenetic   
  •    Kthx   
  •    Meretrix   
  •    artofwar   
  •    SOiLD   
  •    Sydor   
  •    Helico   
  •    Gufando   
  •    WALLer   
  •    10 pavel bure   
  •    P*RNSTAR   
  •    juvi   
  •    umc   
  •    Art of Monkey   
  •    The Wqlf   
  •    gOtHeNkS   
  •    WingChun   
  •    wiibimbo   
  •    CCelebornn   
  •    gilder   
  •    A. Blinken   
  •    Hawley-Smoot   
  •    Fur of Fur   
  •    Sting   
  •    Flew   
  •    Xenocidal   
  •    Gambler.   
  •    Tjian   
  •    Weeze   
  •    Revolution   
  •    VnV-Nation   
  •    IGGY   
  •    HockeyBeau   
  •    Dash   
  •    Neverending_Hamster   
  •    Assisting   
  •    The Nightman   
  •    Sim   
  •    Harder   
  •    astral   
  •    saetep   
  •    struck   
  •    Duck Poo   
  •    scarface.nl   
  •    CMdros   
  •    mci   
  •    Cubs   
  •    fLaReD   
  •    Larsson   
  •    Raazi   
  •    Antsy-HZ   



**Rankings are based on who is most valuable (at present) to their own team and to teams in general. The #1 overall ranking would be my pick for MVP at any given time.


Feel free to add your opinion in a respectful way. All comments will be weighed in my next update. Everyone's viewpoint is valid.

Please lend me a hand by replying with the names of anyone you believe should be on this list, or should be removed.


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« Last Edit: August 23, 2011, 08:23:08 PM by Scarf »
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 12:08:26 AM »

Only way this could work (to rank players in an OFFICIAL list) there would need to be some sort of council, or a group specially dedicated to ranking players by their performance, and not just one guy who decides to number them by his/her own .

To be official, this needs the work of many, many opinions and unbiased votes. Sort of like how FIFA handles national teams around the world and ranks them by the results they get in international competitions.

But this is a good idea, Scarf. I think this should be done. Of course, Arnk will probably come over and shoot the idea down with some lame ass excuse. But I'd love to see an official list voted by the general HZ population   or by a system in place that ranks a player by pub/scrim and/or league stats and their value to their team. This could be done by having a kind of "player judges" or "rank judges" as opposed to goal judges.

PLEASE implement this somehow, people in charge. I'd love to see this in action and see my REAL rank. I bet many HZers would too. I also believe this could help the community. Just think about it! Give it a chance.

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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 12:20:55 AM »

k its not like official dog but we can pretend okay

mods if u cud direct all flames to another thread i would greatly appreciate this
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 12:32:15 AM »

wud increase mysilf 2 #1 rink. all creasir playirs shud b ratid highir. othir playir i wud increase r tomis hakke. royile shud b much lowir his awfil. sum ppl r gunna b very offindid by this lololol
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 06:10:16 AM »

so this ranking is based on how good someone is by himself and how much impact he will make on any team?

i don't see how itf or creasers player got rated so high
now these RACIAL EXPLETIVEs will think i m hater but truth sometimes hurts

split itf and the only 1 that will make an impact on another team is bopmem2 maybe mace23 but i think it would depend more on what team mace23 joins for him to make as big as impact

same with creasers split them up and the only 1 gonna make an impact on another team is funk e maybe 1 of their goalies but goalie is so easy especially with how many teams have cr sitter and play team d

dono how you rank warbirds high other than rage they all play thinking they are goal scorers that shit only works vs bad teams and no d
yes warbird can score goals but its more of a being set up n them finish goal scorer

you think of how many teams play cr sitter + team d and think about how fast a warbird dies off ball they arent really deke n score goals type goal scorer which is how every warbird other than rage plays

lots of players on the list i don't agree with but whatever i m done typing shit was just ranting since i saw this thread during zzzz parts in pulp fiction
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 09:01:13 AM »

obviously this list will never please everyone at once

i think if we can all be adult about this it could be fun

e.g. half the zone thinks buck cat is terrible other half think she's god. im going to rank her as unbiased as i can.

if she turns out to play like shit the next few games, her ranking will reflect that. feel free to discuss with me at the next rshl game who is playing well and who isnt.

I welcome all input
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 10:02:26 AM »

I like but you should take the word official off so we don't hear ppl like nufimaster complaining.
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 10:36:36 AM »

Rankings are based on who is most valuable (at present) to their own team and to teams in general - Ghostkilla

so by your rankings your saying that buck cat can go to any team and be as effective as him on itf? i mean you did say valuable to their team and to other teams in general

I just dont see how you can rank most of these players up there if its to be valuable on their team and other teams in general
sure if it was too their team i could see it but to be able to leave their team and be as effective :-\ i dont see most of them happening

sure you wont please everyone but atleast have most of them make sense

for example linix will be valuable to any team cause he can goalie n make saves he has proven this by playing for like 10 diff teams
buck cat has played for what teams? blueliners and itf? which have the same group of ppl i dont think he has proven to be able to play with a diff group of players

imo the top players on your list should be players that have proven to play with lots of diff players and not the same group of players

also if this list isnt about who can leave teams n be as effective i m sorry for misunderstanding
also if you are going off current league stats dono how you put inactive players there that havnt played any league games forever

just trying to help you reduce ur list n understand ur reasoning behind most
« Last Edit: August 15, 2011, 10:53:20 AM by D.Hasek »
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2011, 11:11:30 AM »

submitted for the approval of the spaceship society
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2011, 11:12:47 AM »

list invalid because hutt is on it
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2011, 11:17:56 AM »

i think these rankings are fun reads to see what an individual thinks of your skill, but thats about it. Nothing to get worked up about.
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2011, 11:20:54 AM »

cud u calm ursilf d hasik u whiny fuk. furthirmore am highir iq bettir playir than rage as warbirt as efery seasin i haf gr8er to/pc ratio than her n am bist difindir in all of the rshl in warbirt also bist passir n bist scorir n bist persin
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2011, 11:23:30 AM »

Has nothing to do with agreeing or not with Scarf's list, since it is just for luls.

I mean, we implemented predictions on this b1tch, can't we do player ranking lists based on stats and value to team? (via unanimous votes) and come out with an official list? Which would need to be updated, of course.
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2011, 11:37:40 AM »

Is this list gonna get constantly updated per week or something? If so I think it would actually be a very cool thing and very fun to see if you did good or bad in this week and stuff.
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2011, 11:46:19 AM »

i think these rankings are fun reads to see what an individual thinks of your skill, but thats about it. Nothing to get worked up about.


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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2011, 12:20:36 PM »

Has nothing to do with agreeing or not with Scarf's list, since it is just for luls.

I mean, we implemented predictions on this b1tch, can't we do player ranking lists based on stats and value to team? (via unanimous votes) and come out with an official list? Which would need to be updated, of course.

You mean like the League Stats page that's already ranked by rating by default?  Maybe just update/rework formulas instead....
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2011, 12:47:03 PM »

plan to update daily or whenever changing ranks dictate.

also to come: team depth charts, team top6s and team top6s based on playtime all using similar math based on the above rankings



dhasek - rankings are based on value to current team AND value to any team.


if the person is extremely valuable to a team that won the cup last season they should, in my humble opinion, be ranked very high, close to #1. the fact that i dont think buck cat would be as much of an asset on any given team is the reason he sits at #10.

linix: inarguably the most talented, consistent and sportsmanly goaltender in the league. equally invaluable to his current team as he would be to any team in the league. playing the most consequential position on the ice makes him the most valuable player on this list.

rage: proven talent. proven clutch performer. proven winner. proven leader. care factor. is active. best non goalie player on his team at any given time any given team. (not most creative, but 99/100 decisions rage makes will result in a positive for his team)

j.jagr: extremely active. exceptionally creative. plays any position. mvp of rshl team. most creative offensive player on any given team at any time.

zepp: creative. active. consistency. dangerous anywhere in opposing zone. two way player. great spacehockey sense. if this guy is willing to play you're adding him to your scrim team even with his dismal record of late (1-281)

vase: mvp of team. cup winner. active. care factor. creative. smart with the puck. proven leader. worst aliaser of all time.

just a few examples of my train of thought. i factor in not only history of ability and current performance, but current activity, value to current team vs any team, leadership qualities, creativity vs consistency, what ship what position, scrim reputation. every piece of information i can use.
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2011, 12:51:59 PM »

PS the list will be completed in its entirety and updated following tonight's rshl matchup
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2011, 12:53:27 PM »

zepp: creative. active. consistency. dangerous anywhere in opposing zone. two way player. great spacehockey sense. if this guy is willing to play you're adding him to your scrim team even with his dismal record of late (1-281)

Zeppelin was removed from scrimmage to get me in.  Please update this list accordingly.
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Re: Official RSHL Player Rankings
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2011, 12:56:05 PM »

jer's scrim record finally vsing him
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